This is a collection of sights, creations, experiences and reflections. Tune in if you are curious and keep an open-mind.
If you have got any questions or feedback, please contact me by email at darrylwestley@hotmail.com
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11/06/26
⏳🧵

📷💻 DIY 💻📷
© 💭❔ ©
11/06/26
⛪🧶

Watch me work in a local church.
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/platonic
10/06/26
🟡
KEEP BOUNCING
09/06/26
⏳🧵

📷💻 DIY 💻📷
© 💭❔ ©
09/06/26
⛪🧶

Watch me work in a local church.
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/yarn
09/06/26
🟡
KEEP BOUNCING
08/06/26
🔒
D is for Discipline
08/06/26
✨
👆🏻 Suggested For You
👆🏻 Suggested For You
👆🏻 Suggested For You
08/06/26
🌐📺👨🏻🏫

Once upon a time I would stay up late to watch Jackass on MTV now I can watch jackasses on Instascam and Thicktock all day long
🙏🏻👆🏻 voluntary proofreader required 👆🏻🙏🏻
07/06/26
📱🗨️❌💰

👉 IF YOU KNOW 👈
🤞 YOU KNOW 🤞
🧩 FLS Board Game Club 🧩
© Group Owner ©
🧩 Hobby Lab 🧩
© Group Owner ©
💭 What happens when a Teacher Posts messages in a Social Media Group? 💭
👉 IF YOU KNOW 👈
🤞 YOU KNOW 🤞
© 💭❔ ©
❌💸
06/06/26
❌📱🗨️



😇☁️ YOU HAVE GOT 0 MESSAGES ☁️😇
06/06/26
📄👀

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/proof
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/reader
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/proofreader
05/06/26
⏳🧵

📷💻 DIY 💻📷
© 💭❔ ©
05/06/26
⏳🧵

📷💻 DIY 💻📷
© 💭❔ ©
05/06/26
👤🖤👤

📱 World's Greatest Guardians 📱
04/06/26
🏵️📱❤️

🚀 Stunning BUT Geographically Miles Away 🪐
04/06/26
🙌🏻

⬆️ GO BIG OR GO HOME ⬆️
⬆️ GO BIG OR GO HOME ⬆️
03/06/26
⏳💻🟡

📑🖌️ DIY 📑🖌️
🤹🏻🧰 https://www.affinity.studio/ 🤹🏻🧰
© 💭❔ ©
02/06/26
🍽️

I am NOT a SUCCESSFUL MAN because for a very short TIME I ate FREE SCHOOL meals
❌📺
02/06/26
⏳🧵

👕 DIY 👕
日 日 日 日 日
© 💭❔ ©
02/06/26
🌧️🧰

🖖🤞 THE MAN IS GOOD WITH HIS HANDS 👆🤙
❌🚬 Skills Development ❌🚬
🕰️ Outside Work Hours 🕰️
❌🍺 Handmade at Home ❌🍺
🤘👈 THE MAN IS GOOD WITH HIS HANDS ✌️🤜
© 💭❔ ©
01/06/26
❌📱🗨️

😇🌳 YOU HAVE GOT 0 MESSAGES 🌳😇
01/06/26
☀️

😷 Good Afternoon 🔎
💭 underachiever 💭
01/06/26
🧰

📃🖊️ DIY 🖊️📃
© 💭❔ ©
01/06/26
👔

💭 Decisions Decisions 💭
Which Uniform?
💭 Decisions Decisions 💭
31/05/26
🧰

🛠️ Skills Development ⚒️
⌚ Outside Work Hours ⌚
🏡 Made at Home 🏡
© 💭❔ ©
30/05/26
🇬🇧📕📖📘

📕 Keep a Record 📘
📘 Keep a Record 📕
📅 2021 - 2026 📅
📄🖋️ How many times has the Teacher contacted a Solicitor? 📄🖋️
📕 Keep a Record 📘
📘 Keep a Record 📕
https://www.wildlifetrusts.org/wildlife-explorer/birds/waterfowl/mute-swan
29/05/26
👉🏻👉🏿👉👉🏽

MALICIOUS ACCUSATIONS ARE EXTREMELY SERIOUS AND WERE TAKEN EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY
MALICIOUS ACCUSATIONS ARE EXTREMELY SERIOUS AND WERE TAKEN EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY
MALICIOUS ACCUSATIONS ARE EXTREMELY SERIOUS AND WERE TAKEN EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY
29/05/26
👽📄

#handmadebymeinchina
🟢📍 DIY 📍🟢
⏳🤏🏻 Handmade in China 🤏🏾⏳
🛸🛂 LEGAL ALIEN 🛂🛸
#handmadeinchinabyme
© 💭❔ ©
28/05/26
Common Sense

🤫 The Artist is Working Alone 🌼
❌🗣️
28/05/26
✊🏻

💂🏻💂🏻♀
27/05/26
🎭

Upcoming
Coming Up
© digital photographs ©
26/05/26
⏳🧵

📷💻 DIY 💻📷
© 💭❔ ©
25/05/26
⏳🧵

📷💻 DIY 💻📷
© 💭❔ ©
25/05/26
☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

🧔 scroll scroll scroll scroll 🧔
🪒 Where is this on the list of priorities? 🪒
🧔 scroll scroll scroll scroll 🧔
24/05/26
🗨️🙆🏻♂️📝🏠

🤝 2021 - 2022 🤝🏻
📵 No WhatsApp 📵
© face-to-face communication, handwritten notes ©
24/05/26
🔎🧾

➖⏳
➖💷
🏠 Shared in an HMO 🏠
🧾 Keep a Record 🖋️
© 💭❔ ©
😷
24/05/26
🤲🏻
"Write something positive that you've seen or done in your community."
Cleared the rubbish around the property where I live and the surrounding streets.
#MillionActsofHope
24/05/26
🙄🧱

Get Ready for a History Lesson
🧱 STONEWALL 🧱
Get Ready for a History Lesson
🧱 STONEWALL 🧱
Get Ready for a History Lesson
🧱 STONEWALL 🧱
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/stonewall
24/05/26
🛬👀

🛅 NOTHING TO DECLARE 🛅
❌💵 The Teacher is NOT a YouTuber 💵❌
New Arrivals
©📝 Look what the Teacher SHARES 📝©
🛅 NOTHING TO DECLARE 🛅
❌💵 The Teacher is NOT a YouTuber 💵❌
22/05/26
⏳👀

👕 DIY 👕
日 sun
雨 rain
© 💭❔ ©
22/05/26
🥋📝

🧱🙄 The Teacher can Throw Multiple Punches at a Brick Wall Without Making Contact 🙄🧱
© handwritten notes ©
21/05/26
⏳🖊️

📋 DIY 📋
The Teacher wrote the time he began creating and each time he stopped to have a break so he could calculate the total amount of time spent making the product.
🏐 What is the Teacher's hourly rate? 🏐
© 💭❔ ©
21/05/26
🌪️

🌫️ DAYS GONE BY 🌫️
📖 TRANSPARENCY 📖
🧱🙄 Do you rememeber when Friends would just Post on your Wall and Everyone else could see it? 🙄🧱
📖 TRANSPARENCY 📖
🌫️ DAYS GONE BY 🌫️
21/05/26
⏳📏

👔 DIY 👔
功夫 The Teacher clocked in at 9:02AM in the UK. 功夫
🏀 Is this packaging absolutely necessary? 🏀
© 💭❔ ©
20/05/26
⏳🧵

👔 DIY 👔
功夫 The Teacher clocked in at 8:07AM in the UK. 功夫
That is 9:07AM in Spain and 3:07PM in Hong Kong.
Is that correct?
© 💭❔ ©
19/05/26
⏳🧵

👔 DIY 👔
功夫 The Teacher clocked in at 8:29AM in the UK. 功夫
That is 3:29PM in Singapore and 9:29AM in Italy.
Is that correct?
© 💭❔ ©
19/05/26
🎨

👁️ REAL STRAIGHT MAN DOES NOT NEED TO JUSTIFY HIS COLOUR PREFERENCE 👁️
19/05/26
🌊🏰

✨ PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE GREAT BRITISH WHITEWASH ✨
🛶👋🏻 DO NOT DARE ROCK THE BOAT 🛶👋🏻
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/whitewash
19/05/26
🥋📝

The Teacher is a Trained Fighter
© handwritten notes ©
18/05/26
🌌🏠

📍 ARE YOU IN THE UK BUT ACTUALLY LIVING IN ANOTHER COUNTRY? 📍
🌌 THIS HOUSE IS OUR PORTAL 🌌
🚢 OUR OFFSHORE BANK ACCOUNTS ENSURE IT IS PERMANENTLY OPEN 🚢
18/05/26
⏳🧵

👔 DIY 👔
功夫 The Teacher clocked in at 8:17AM in the UK. 功夫
That is 2:17PM in Thailand and 2:17PM in Vietnam.
Is that correct?
© 💭❔ ©
17/05/26
⏳🧵

💭🖊️ DIY 🖊️💭
© 💭❔ ©
17/05/26
🏝️

💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴
I AM NOT A SUCCESSFUL MAN BECAUSE MY MUMMY AND DADDY HAVE NOT GOT SEVERAL OFFSHORE BANK ACCOUNTS
💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴
16/05/26
⏳🧵

📷💻 DIY 💻📷
🤹🏻🧰 https://www.gimp.org/ 🧰🤹🏻
© 💭❔ ©
16/05/26
🧽💧
🔬 I must be less intimidating. 🔬
15/05/26
🗝️

🛡️🔒 This is NOT the KEY to a PROMOTION 🔒🛡️
15/05/26
🎑
🦱 FULL MOON 🦳
15/05/26
🦆
A FINE CITY
WAIT
Is this a bin?
😑 Is this a bin? 😑
14/05/26
⚫
New The Dark Triad patch has arrived.
14/05/26
⏳🧵

🌞👔 DIY 👔🌞
功夫 The Teacher clocked in at 7:41AM in the UK. 功夫
That is 3:71PM in Japan and 8:41AM in Germany.
Is that correct?
14/05/26
🔬🧬
Is my employer equipped to differentiate FACT FROM FICTION?
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/fiction
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/non-fiction
14/05/26
💤🛋️
🥱 I HOPE I DO NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH RIDICULOUS ALLEGATIONS TODAY 🥱
😪 The Teacher Attempted To Sleep On The Sofa 😪
🥱 I HOPE I DO NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH RIDICULOUS ALLEGATIONS TODAY 🥱
14/05/26
🥇
👏🏻 CONGRATULATIONS 👏🏻
😵💫 You Successfully Woke Up Your Housemate 😵💫
TWICE IN ONE WEEK
🙌🏻 You Are Going Places 🙌🏻
13/05/26
🔒
🧷 PRIVATE 🧷
13/05/26
⏳🧵

🐲👔 DIY 👔🦄
功夫 The Teacher clocked in at 7:53AM in the UK. 功夫
That is 9:53AM in Uganda and 2:53PM in China.
Is that correct?
© 💭❔ ©
12/05/26
⏳🧵

🇬🇧👔 DIY 👔🇨🇳
天 Work in progress. ☯️
© 💭❔ ©
12/05/26
📝📱
🗣️ 🥄 WHY ARE TEACHERS FEEDING THICK TOCK THEIR REFLECTIONS? 🗣️ 🥄
👥👀 LOOK KIDS 👀👥
12/05/26
🔬🧬
Is my employer equipped to differentiate FACT FROM FICTION?
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/fiction
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/non-fiction
12/05/26
💤🛋️
🥱 I HOPE I DO NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH RIDICULOUS ALLEGATIONS TODAY 🥱
😪 The Teacher Attempted To Sleep On The Sofa 😪
🥱 I HOPE I DO NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH RIDICULOUS ALLEGATIONS TODAY 🥱
12/05/26
🥇
👏🏻 CONGRATULATIONS 👏🏻
😵💫 You Successfully Woke Up Your Housemate 😵💫
🙌🏻 You Are Going Places 🙌🏻
11/05/26
❤️🤑❤️
™🛌🏻© My PRIVATE Sex Life Is NOT A Business Opportunity ©🛌🏻™
11/05/26
⚫
Year Of The Knife - Dust to Dust
11/05/26
⏳🧵
👔 DIY 👔
😫 The intricate tail took a lot out of me. 💦
© 💭❔ ©
10/05/26
👨🏽🍳🔪

😋 Just Cook 🍆
❌🍶
10/05/26
🎲

⛓️ PLAYED YOURSELF ⛓️
Thick Tock Criminal With 500 Million Video Views
⛓️ PLAYED YOURSELF ⛓️
10/05/26
♻️

🛫 Free resources for the new teachers fresh off the plane. 🛬
🚨 In Case Of Emergency: My outdated CV is still visible on my LinkedIn profile. 🚨
09/05/26
⚫
Year Of The Knife - ULTIMATE AGGRESSION
09/05/26
🏇🏻⬇️

BEWARE! MOVING PLANT
Remember Your Good Intentions
The Teacher Chose To Move To An Area He Thought Needed His Help
Remember How You Were Treated
09/05/26
⏳🧵
👔 DIY 👔
Work in progress.
© 💭❔ ©
08/05/26
🤝🏼

⌚ NETWORKING 📍
08/05/26
🧶

✂️ The Studio Needs A Trim ✂️
💇🏻♂️ What do you call a lion without a mane? 💇🏿♂️
✂️ The Studio Needs A Trim ✂️
🚨 In Case Of Emergency: The new arrivals should not have access to my outdated CV. 🚨
07/05/26
🥅😨💦
禁止攀爬
No climbing
禁止攀爬
No climbing
07/05/26
🖥️🗄️

📅 Days Gone By 📅
😇 Made in an HMO 😈
⏳🖊️ An accumulation of years of self-initiated projects. 🖊️⏳
🕊️ HOUSES OF MULTIPLE OPPORTUNITIES 🕊️
© rollerball pen 💭❔ ©
06/05/26
⏳🧵
👔 DIY 👔
Work in progress.
© 💭❔ ©
06/05/26
🟡

🟡 Eye to Eye 🟡
05/05/26
🏠💭🖊️
TEMPORARY SAFE SPACE
📅 The Teacher Escaped For An Evening On The 10th of January 📅
🙌🏻 I AM Grateful For Hotel Rooms 🙌🏾
Temporary Safe Space
05/05/26
⚫

THE CULT - CHOICE OF WEAPON
05/05/26
⏳🧵
👔 DIY 👔
✂️ I am exploring my identity without making permanent changes to my body. ✂️
© 💭❔ ©
05/05/26
🗣️
⚠️ The Teacher Used His Masculine Voice ⚠️
04/05/26
™️

©🃏 Influence 🃏©
03/05/26
🚫👻

I am STILL LEARNING NEW words
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE AN 'O'?
03/05/26
♻️

🔥 Is this the Final Boss? 🧊
03/05/26
👁️🗨️

🔎 Is this a bin? 🔎
😱 OH NO 😱
🔎 IS THIS A BIN? 🔎
😱 OH NO 😱
02/05/26
🐲
I browsed this book: Full-Color Designs from Chinese Opera Costumes: 60 Authentic Examples edited by the Northeast Drama Institute People's Republic of China.
02/05/26
📍

Brooches sourced from Guangzhou, China.
© 💭❔ ©
01/05/26
⚫⚙️

This design is currently being turned into an embroidered patch.
© 💭❔ ©
01/05/26
⚫
BOTTOM FEEDER - BOTTOM FEEDER
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/bottom-feeder
01/05/26
🦠⛓️

host Train
01/05/26
♻️

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🤘🏻 I MUST BE LESS intimidating 🤘🏾
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
➖⏳
😷
🤖 NO AI 🤖
01/05/26
☎️🤥

😇 At least ONE of us got PAID 😇
🤳🏻 Calls are RECORDED for TRAINING and MONITORING PURPOSES 🤳🏻
🤑 At least ONE of us got PAID 🤑
🤖 NO AI 🤖
💩 NO DEEP FAKES 💩
01/05/26
🕖

😢😢😢😢
SORRY
🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
🙅🏻♂️ I am FAR too busy to be scrolling THICK TOCK 🙅🏾♂️
🗺️ I have NOT submitted my latest RESEARCH to ANY UNIVERSITY ANYWHERE in the WORLD 🗺️
01/05/26
⛔💈



👩🏻⚖️ The teacher is not clean shaven. 👩🏻⚖️
30/04/26
🎩🐇

I am using this TOTE BAG as a layer of PROTECTION whilst using a HOT IRON
30/04/26
👨🏽🍳🔪

😋 JUST COOK 🍆
29/04/26
🖥️🗄️

📅 Days Gone By 📅
➖⏳
😇 Made in an HMO 😈
An accumulation of years of self-initiated projects.
🕊️ HOUSES OF MULTIPLE OPPORTUNITIES 🕊️
© 💭❔ ©
29/04/26
👥
STRANGER DANGER
I see you waiting in the shadows.
CROSS THE ROAD
29/04/26
⏳🧵
👔 DIY 👔
✂️ I am exploring my identity without making permanent changes to my body. ✂️
© 💭❔ ©
29/04/26
🖼️

😌
28/04/26
🖥️🗄️

📅 Days Gone By 📅
➖⏳
😇 Made in an HMO 😈
I have got a reputation to maintain.
🕊️ HOUSES OF MULTIPLE OPPORTUNITIES 🕊️
© 💭❔ ©
28/04/26
🌐💐
🐙✏️ How Dare You Simultaneously Teach Children From Different Socio-economic Backgrounds ✏️🐙
28/04/26
♻️

I must be less intimidating
➖⏳
😷
🤖 NO AI 🤖
28/04/26
🖼️

😌
28/04/26
💡⌚

The Teacher Was Unhinged AT 12:30AM
My Role Was Clear
The Teacher Provided A Work Reference When Entering The Property In 2024
My Role Was Clear
27/04/26
🖥️🗄️

📅 Days Gone By 📅
➖⏳
😇 Made in an HMO 😈
I have got a reputation to maintain.
🕊️ HOUSES OF MULTIPLE OPPORTUNITIES 🕊️
© 💭❔ ©
27/04/26
⏳🧵
👔 DIY 👔
✂️ I am exploring my identity without making permanent changes to my body. ✂️
© 💭❔ ©
27/04/26
🖼️

😌
26/04/26
🚯

1️⃣ Single Use 1️⃣
*️⃣ Eternal Abuse *️⃣
Disclaimer: This is not an advertisement for a brand.
🤖 NO AI 🤖
💩 NO DEEP FAKES 💩
26/04/26
🐞

🐕 Local wildlife 🐈
Disclaimer: I am not being sponsored by any of these brands.
🤖 NO AI 🤖
💩 NO DEEP FAKES 💩
26/04/26
🐓
🚲 GET UP & GO 🚲
26/04/26
🔎💎
🏵️ £2.99 from a local Charity Shop 🏵️
26/04/26
🖼️

😌
26/04/26
👻

This Jar Lid Was Loose
DO NOT CONSUME
26/04/26
🥉

⏳ Someone Wasted Their Time Opening My Cutlery Drawer To Move A Hammer 🥄
Underachiever
25/04/26
♻️

I must be less intimidating
➖⏳
😷
🤖 NO AI 🤖
25/04/26
🦈

🦷
This collage includes someone else's photography. I am represented so I have used part of the image to create something new. I am relying on the original owner of the work not minding my doctoring. If there is an issue, please let me know. It is likely we will rub shoulders again.
© 💭❔ ©
🤖 NO AI 🤖
25/04/26
🖼️

😌
The Teacher Is Still Awake At 4:07AM
25/04/26
🗣️

📅 IT IS NOT A WEEKDAY 📅
👍🏻 GOOD POINT 👍🏻
🎉🥳 ENJOY A NIGHT OUT 🥳🎉
🤨 OR 🤨
🏚️🕸️ A LATE NIGHT IN 🕸️🏚️
25/04/26
💤🥱

FACT
The Teacher Was Woken Up At 1:04AM
The Teacher Is Still Awake At 2:56AM
FACT
Is it a FACT?
A PREVENTABLE ISSUE SINCE 2024
Is it a FACT?
24/04/26
♻️

I must be less intimidating
➖⏳
😷
🤖 NO AI 🤖
24/04/26
⏳🧵

👔 DIY 👔
The large fire kirin patch took approximately 12 hours to sew. The smaller fire kirin patches were also sourced from Shanghai, China.
© 💭❔ ©
24/04/26
🔎🧾

➖⏳
➖💷
🏠 Shared in an HMO 🏠
🧾 Keep a Record 🖋️
© 💭❔ ©
😷
24/04/26
🖼️

😌
23/04/26
⏳🧵
👔 DIY 👔
🔥 The next challenge is this large fire kirin patch. It was sourced from Shanghai, China. 🔥
🐪 The large golden phoenix patch took approximately 6 hours of sewing. At the end of the day, I realised it was tiring work. 🐫
➖💷
© 💭❔ ©
23/04/26
🇬🇧🌉🇨🇳

🛳️ Fraudulent Foreigner wants to bring the Backward British Class System into China ⚓
©🔮 Reflections 🔮©
🤷♂️ Don't Worry About These Reflections 🤷♂️
23/04/26
🖼️

😌
22/04/26
📱🥔

🛡️ A Gathering Storm 🛡️
Do you honestly believe that possessing a mobile phone will prevent you from being a victim of crime?
🛡️ A Gathering Storm 🛡️
22/04/26
⏳🧵
👔 DIY 👔
© 💭❔ ©
22/04/26
🖼️

😌
21/04/26
🖥️🗄️

📅 Days Gone By 📅
➖⏳
🏠 Made in an HMO 🏠
© Facebook Photo Albums 💭❔ ©
21/04/26
⏳🧵

👔 DIY 👔
The large golden phoenix patch is the next challenge.
➖💷
© 💭❔ ©
21/04/26
♻️

🌷 I must be less intimidating 🌷
➖⏳
😷
🤖 NO AI 🤖
21/04/26
🖼️

😌
21/04/26
🌩️📳

🌪️ SCRAPCHAT STORM 🌪️
I enjoy being a Teacher
⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳
I do not enjoy being an Online Chat Mediator
🐐 I AM NOT YOUR SCAPEGOAT 🐐
20/04/26
⏳🧵
👔 DIY 👔
The large sequin flower patch was sourced from Guangzhou, China.
The jacket was made in England.
➖💷
© 💭❔ ©
20/04/26
🖼️

😌
20/04/26
💣💣💣

💥💥💥
20/04/26
🔥⏰

The Teacher Was Awakened At 12:08AM & 12:38AM
⌚ What time is the next disturbance going to be? ⌚
😇 Do You Want To Teach Tomorrow? Today? 😇
19/04/26
🏰🧰

🛠️🔩 Worthy White Working Class Warriors 🔩🛠️
⚒️🔩 Worthy White Working Class Warriors 🔩⚒️
19/04/26
♻️

💭 I must be less intimidating 💭
➖⏳
😷
🤖 NO AI 🤖
19/04/26
🔒

Secrets
18/04/26
📣 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 📣

🗺️ My Creations Are Well Documented Online For The World To See 🗺️
🤲🏻 No More Freebies For Family Members 🤲🏻
© I DID NOT DESIGN THIS ADVERTISEMENT ©
🌈 The symbol of a rainbow can be interpreted in different ways 🌈
♂️ THIS ADVERTISEMENT DOES NOT CHANGE MY SEXUALITY ♀️
© 💭❔ ©
18/04/26
♻️

🥬 I must be less intimidating 🥬
➖⏳
😷
17/04/26
👤❔

♟️ How dare you tell minors they do not know who you are ♟️
🎱 YOUNG PEOPLE CANNOT STOMACH FACTS 🎱
🃏 YOU SHOULD LET THEM BELEIVE YOU ARE THAT FAMOUS FOOTBALLER 🃏
17/04/26
🖥️🗄️

📅 Days Gone By 📅
➖⏳
🏠 Made in an HMO 🏠
© Facebook Photo Albums 💭❔ ©
17/04/26
⚫
DeadTrees - New World
17/04/26
⏳🧵
👔 DIY 👔
土 earth
木 tree
山 mountain
© 💭❔ ©
17/04/26
🥉

⏳ Someone wasted their time opening my cutlery drawer to move a knife 🥄
Underachiever
16/04/26
🛡️

I enjoy being a Teacher
I do not enjoy being a Bouncer
16/04/26
🥉

Underachiever
16/04/26
♻️

✌🏿 I must be less intimidating ✌🏻
➖⏳
😷
16/04/26
🐁🏰🐀

HMOG
Houses of Multiple Ghettos
Full of Festering Parasites all connected by the Internet
🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀
WE OWN THIS STINKING CITY AND THIS CRUMBLING COUNTRY
16/04/26
🧨🧨🧨

💥💥💥
16/04/26
🎶🥾🎶

The Teacher Was Awakened By Loud Stair Use At 12:41AM
🥳 JOY 🥳
😇 Do you want to teach tomorrow? 😇
15/04/26
👁️🎪👁️

🌎📱🗡️ FILMED AND UPLOADED TO THICK TOCK FOR THE WORLD TO SEE 🌎📱🗡️
🤡 FUN FUN FUN 🤡
🌪️ CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS 🌪️
👊 POWER POWER POWER 👊
© 💭❔ ©
15/04/26
🤗

👐🏿 More Voluntary Work 👐🏽
📢 THE TEACHER VERBALLY SLAMMED A YOUTH WHO WAS PLAYING LOUD MUSIC ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT 📢
😇 YOU GET WHAT YOU TOLERATE 😈
🔈 TURN THAT OFF 🔈
🎧 WEAR HEADPHONES 🎧
👐🏻 More Voluntary Work 👐🏾
© 🗣️💭❔ ©
15/04/26
🔎🧾



ODOUR NEUTRALISER 99p
REFUSE SACKS £1.25
CADDY LINERS £1.45
SPONGE SCOURERS 75p
SPONGE SCOURERS 75p
PREMIUM WASHING UP LIQUID 99p
CLEANING SPRAY 85p
CLEANING SPRAY 85p
MICROFIBRE CLOTHS £1.85
CLOTHS £1.25
TOILET BLOCK 2 PACK 95p
TOILET BLOCK 2 PACK 95p
TOILET CLEANER 55p
TOTAL £13.43
➖⏳
➖💷
🧾 Keep a Record 🖋️
😷
15/04/26
♻️

🤝🏻 I must be less intimidating 🤝🏽
➖⏳
😷
15/04/26
💭📄🖋️
Why have you put your career on hold?
📱📜
© WhatsApp reminders, 💭❔ ©
15/04/26
🏠🍋
😡 INEVITABLE CONFLICT 😡
🤕 AFTER MOVING IN, I WAS TOLD THE PREVIOUS TENANT USED TO SURVIVE ON 3 HOURS SLEEP 🤕
❓ DID THE TENANT HAVE A CHOICE? ❓
🎪 TRY TEACHING AFTER 3 HOURS SLEEP 🎪
15/04/26
🚩⚖️📄✒️
💤💥⏳🩸
15/04/26
🔄
⏰ Back to the ROUTINE ⏰
😶🌫️ The Teacher Was Disturbed At 12:57AM 😶🌫️
❓ How long will it take to go back to sleep? ❓
〽️ I cannot go back to sleep so I might as well use this time for marking. 〽️
14/04/26
🙌

👉 The Internet Wants You To Go This Way 👉
🤐 SHUT UP 🤐
✋ NO GROOMING ✋
👈 The Internet Wants You To Go This Way 👈
14/04/26
♻️

⚒️ I must be less intimidating 🛠️
➖⏳
😷
14/04/26
🙌🏻

🦵🏻🦴💬 Get those SEXY LEGS OUT 🔞🦴🦵🏻
🌞 Shorts Weather 🌞
13/04/26
⛓️💥

📱 Download the brand new Anti-Social App 📲
🗑️ Remember to browse through all of the users in my collection. 🗑️
🧻 Tomorrow, I will upload my latest CV for the whole wide world to judge. 🧻
13/04/26
⏳🧵

👔 DIY 👔
#handmadebymeinengland
#handmadeinenglandbyme
The original shorts were bought in the UK, designed in Italy and made in India.
© 💭❔ ©
12/04/26
⏳🇬🇧
⛔ Not open for chat ⛔
📱⛓️💥👿
© 💭❔ ©
🤖 NO AI 🤖
12/04/26
⏳🇬🇧





© 💭❔ ©
12/04/26
♻️

🤝🏻 I must be less intimidating 🤝🏽
➖⏳
😷
12/04/26
👽🎓

🎼 I must be less INTIMIDATING 🎼
➖⏳
😷
12/04/26
🌹🇬🇧



KNOW YOUR WORTH
12/04/26
💀🤏🏻

Worthless Men
KNOW YOUR WORTH
12/04/26
⚠️

🚷 I am NOT a successful MAN because I am NOT in a position of POWER 🏛️
12/04/26
⚠️

🚷 I am NOT a successful MAN because I have got ZERO connections on LinkedIn 📵
Disclaimer: I started using LinkedIn in 2021 and stopped experimenting with it in 2023.
11/04/26
🔥🏠

🏡 Some People Manage Homes 🏡
⛓️ Some People Manage Prisons ⛓️
⚠️ Is this a fire hazard? ⚠️
😷
© digital photographs, digital typography ©
11/04/26
💷🇬🇧

🧷 HOME 🧷
🗯️ SWEET 🗯️
⚡ HOME ⚡
➖⏳
➖💷
© 💭❔ ©
11/04/26
♻️

🤝🏻 I must be less intimidating 🤝🏽
➖⏳
😷
10/04/26
💊🐍

👉😞💭 REMEMBER YOUR MISTAKES 💭😞👈
➖⏳
➖💷
10/04/26
👊🏻👊🏻

🌺 GRIT 🌺
🧱 XXX STRAIGHT XXX EDGE XXX 🧱
🌺 GRIT 🌺
10/04/26
🛢️🌈

A Work of Art
➖⏳
➖💷
10/04/26
🚮♂️

🤝🏻 I must be less intimidating 🤝🏽
➖⏳
😷
10/04/26
👼🏠😈

REMEMBER SOME YOUNG TEACHERS MAY LIVE IN SHARED HOUSING
10/04/26
📉

🌛 The Teacher Was woken At 1:02AM 🌚
09/04/26
🧴
Free Adhesive
09/04/26
🥉 🥉
Underachiever
Underachiever
09/04/26
⏳🧵

👔 DIY 👔
© 💭❔ ©
09/04/26
🎓🤖

HOW DARE YOU STOP CHILDREN DRINKING WATER DURING A LIVE DRAWING LESSON
🚫✍🏻 Why are you live drawing? 🚫✍🏻
✔️📺 The school wanted you to play a YouTube video. ✔️📺
08/04/26
🧎🏻🩸

📱🗡️ Ritual Murder 🗡️📱
👼
08/04/26
✊🏼

🧽 I MUST BE LESS INTIMIDATING 🧼
😷
08/04/26
🎈🐜

🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
🎉 Party Time For The Ants 🎉
🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
😷
08/04/26
👁️🗨️🏞️

👁️ Enjoy The View Out Of The Window 👁️
😷
07/04/26
🔎

🌈
07/04/26
👊🏾

⬇️ I MUST BE LESS INTIMIDATING ♻️
➖⏳
😷
© 💭❔ ©
07/04/26
💪🏻

⬇️ I must be less intimidating ♻️
⬇️ I must be less intimidating ♻️
➖⏳
😷
07/04/26
🔎👞

TRY WEARING THESE SHOES
👻 The ghost has returned.
WAIT
I should not jump to conclusions.
It could have been a gust of wind. 💨
TRY WEARING THESE SHOES
😷
06/04/26
😴

🌙 In sleep mode
Artist
🌙 In sleep mode
Artist
🌙 In sleep mode
Artist
🌙 In sleep mode
Artist
🌙 In sleep mode
06/04/26
👁️👁️💧

Enjoy The View
😷
06/04/26
💬🐀

❓ Is this a bin? ❓
❓ Is this a bin? ❓
😷
06/04/26
🤜🏿

I must be less INTIMIDATING
➖⏳
😷
© digital photographs ©
06/04/26
🤛🏽



🧽 I must be less intimidating. 🧼
➖💷
😷
© digital photographs ©
06/04/26
🔥🏠

🏡 Some People Manage Homes 🏡
⛓️ Some People Manage Prisons ⛓️
⚠️ Is this a fire hazard? ⚠️
😷
© digital photographs, digital typography ©
06/04/26
👀💘🌉

🚫📱 For Your Eyes Only 📱🚫
👀 LIVE SHOW 👀
👨⚖️ Guilty of looking at photographs of beautiful Chinese women on my personal mobile phone 👩⚖️
🚫📱 For Your Eyes Only 📱🚫
👀 LIVE SHOW 👀
❌📱 ❌📷 ❌📹 ❌🎥
© 🛏️ ©
05/04/26
🧭🚌⌚

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
🚸 This was NOT an Accident 🚸
📖 The Teacher Read Books And Made Crafts During Bus Journeys With School Children 🎨
🚸 This was NOT an Accident 🚸
👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂
📵🧟
➖💷
05/04/26
🤦♂️🤦♀️

🚶♂️ This should be a safe route for children to walk 🚶♀️
04/04/26
🛸

fú
I am NOT from around here
福
© ballpoint pen, digital photographs, digital typography ©
04/04/26
⏳🧵

👔 DIY 👔
© 💭❔ ©
04/04/26
⏳🧵

👔 DIY 👔
© 💭❔ ©
04/04/26
⏳🧵

👔 DIY 👔
© 💭❔ ©
04/04/26
⏳🧵

📏 I want to explore every inch of you 📏
© 💭❔ ©
03/04/26
🥪

How Dare You Make A Packed Lunch
© 🍒🍑 ©
03/04/26
❌📳🦶🏼

🕸️ My Body Is Not Content 🕸️
© 🦶🏼 ©
03/04/26
🥊🥊🥊

😇 Good Friday 😇
I am Ready to go THREE ROUNDS
© 💗💖💝 ©
03/04/26
🀄✏️

The Teacher is a Student
© digital photographs, digital typography ©
03/04/26
🏊🏻♂️ 🌊

⌚ At my OWN expense ⌚
🧜🏻♂️🧜🏿♀️ The TEACHER used some of his HOLIDAY to visit the local Leisure Centre in preparation for Swimming Lessons 🧜🏻♂️🧜🏿♀️
⏲️ At my OWN expense ⏲️
🀄 xuésheng 💱 student 💱
🀄 tóngxué 💱 classmate 💱
🀄 péngyou 💱 friend 💱
© digital photographs, 💭 ❔ ©
03/04/26
📱⛓️

EXTREME CHAOS JUNGLE
© digital photographs ©
03/04/26
💤👔

The Teacher Was Disturbed At 12:07AM
© digital photographs, digital typography ©
02/04/26
⛓️💥

👋 You have been removed from the group chat 👋🏽
👋🏿 You have been removed from the group chat 👋🏻
📱 Download the brand new Anti-Social App 📲
© 💭❔ ©
02/04/26
🐞

Hello, little one.
© digital photographs ©
02/04/26
📞⏳

🤑 AT LEAST ONE OF US GOT PAID 🤑
👛🕸️
© WhatsApp messages, 💭❔ ©
02/04/26
🌩️🏠

The Teacher Was Woken At 12:12AM
Is a pattern of behaviour emerging?
© digital photographs, 💭❔ ©
01/04/26
👀🔎



♂️🪒 The Teacher is clean-shaven 🪒♂️
© 💭❔ ©
01/04/26
🀄✒️

How Dare You Include A Wall Displaying Chinese Characters In An Educational Video
💱 good 💱
💱 What is your name? 💱
💱 China 💱
💱 England 💱
💱 he 💱
💱 she 💱
© 💭❔ ©
01/04/26
🌷

💭 Is Being An Artist A Career? 💭
❌ I AM NOT CLAIMING BENEFITS 👐🏽
⏳ The Teacher Was Awakened At 1AM ⏳
🤐 WHY HAVE YOU PUT YOUR CAREER ON HOLD? 🤐
💭 Is Being An Artist A Career? 💭
❌ I AM NOT CLAIMING BENEFITS 👐🏻
© 💭❔ ©
01/04/26
🔥🏠

🏡 Some People Manage Homes 🏡
⛓️ Some People Manage Prisons ⛓️
⚠️ Is this a fire hazard? ⚠️
© digital photographs, digital typography ©
31/03/26
👼💿🎧



⏳🧵
© 💭❔ ©
31/03/26
💓



THIS IS FOR THE HEARTS STILL BEATING
💿👊🏼 Does my neighbour want to listen to the latest album from one of my favourite bands? 👊🏿💿
© 💭❔ ©
31/03/26
💷🏠
🖐🏻🐀 ZERO TOLERANCE ON DOMESTIC ABUSE 🖐🏻🐍
🦠 HOME 🦠
🐜 SWEET 🐜
💩 HOME 💩
© ballpoint pen ©
31/03/26
🥾💥

The Teacher Was Woken By Loud Stair Use At 12:30AM
🕵️♂️ What is the solution? 🕵️♂️
© 💭❔ ©
30/03/26
👀🔎

🧽 I might need to move a few things to thoroughly clean these areas again. 🧼
⚫ When I moved in, these surfaces were covered in thick black filth. ⚫
➖💷
30/03/26
🎁❓

WHAT IS THE STORY?
A Caring Tenant Left Some Recyclables Here
WHAT IS THE STORY?
© 💭❔ ©
30/03/26
♂️🎭

Real Straight Men
Wear Masks
29/03/26
XXX
STONE-COLD SOBER
29/03/26
📜🖊️
FEARLESS
29/03/26
⚡

👎 💥 PROBLEM 💥 👉 ✨ SOLUTION ✨ 👍
👔 My folding table is now being used as an ironing board. 👔
☝🌎 I am going up in the world. 🌏☝
28/03/26
🟡
Morning view
28/03/26
🤲🎁

HOW DARE YOU INSPIRE YOUNG PEOPLE TO ENGAGE WITH A CREATIVE HOBBY
28/03/26
❌💰

👀 I am NOT a successful MAN because my ETSY SHOP advertises 2 SALES ONLY 👀
27/03/26
♂️💀

REAL STRAIGHT MEN
🌸 WEAR PINK 🌸
27/03/26
👨🚲

THE PERSEVERANCE
27/03/26
🦋

A collection of ideas shared by children for composing noun phrases.
🖊️ a fluttery butterfly 🖊️
🖊️ a stripy mouse 🖊️
After revisiting these brainstorms, I wanted to sketch some cartoons of various combinations. Can you find the stripy lizard or the slimy butterfly?
© 💭❔ ©
26/03/26
🧭

✋ Remember The Route You Took 🤚
26/03/26
🏰😤
A FINE CITY
© rollerball pen, ShinHan Touch marker ©
26/03/26
💷🏠😈

Does Anyone Want To Pay To Be Abused?
25/03/26
🧐

How Dare You Follow The National Curriculum
25/03/26
🔍☕🐜

Do you want a lovely cup of English Breakfast tea?
25/03/26
🔍🐛

A couple of prepositional phrases written with a group of children's input.
🖊️ Sam and Billy searched in the garden shed. 🖊️
🖊️ They looked under the round stones. 🖊️
I have attempted to capture Sam and Billy's actions.
© 💭❔ ©
24/03/26
🎤💀



⏳🗡🩸
➖💷
© 💭❔ ©
24/03/26
💤

Déjà vu
The Teacher Was Disturbed At 1AM
Don't expect an apology
23/03/26
🌧️
The Teacher Is Still Ill
🌼 Go Easy 🌼
23/03/26
💤

Déjà vu
The Teacher Was Awakened At 1AM
22/03/26
🥀🩸

HMOA
⚫ Houses Of Multiple ABUSERS ⚫
🥀 Experts At Creating Hostile Environments 🥀
22/03/26
☠✉

🗑 Junk Male 🗑
☠ The Teacher Took Damage At Home ☠
☠ The Teacher Took Damage At Home ☠
☠ The Teacher Took Damage At Home ☠
☠ The Teacher Took Damage At Home ☠
☠ The Teacher Took Damage At Home ☠
☠ The Teacher Took Damage At Home ☠
🗑 Junk Male 🗑
20/03/26
🌲🌳

A brainstorm of suggestions from children about landscapes.
🖊️ I can see people and foxes. 🖊️
🖊️ I can hear squirrels playing around. 🖊️
🖊️ I can smell the autumn leaves. 🖊️
I have drawn a woodland scene that includes some of the contributions.
© 💭❔ ©
20/03/26
🌧️
The Teacher Is Feeling Ill
🌼 Go Easy 🌼
20/03/26
🦢🦢

🩹 The Teacher Took Damage At Work And Damage At Home 🩹
20/03/26
😴

déjà vu
The Teacher Was Disturbed At 1:30AM
19/03/26
🩸🩹

Takers Have NO Limits
➖💷
19/03/26
📖

What's the story?
18/03/26
🥴🍾

Scuppering Scavengers Suddenly Salivating
18/03/26
⏳👏

⌚ The Teacher Was At The School Before The Receptionist ⌚
Arrive EARLY
Watch All Of The LATECOMERS Go First
⌚ The Teacher Was At The School Before The Receptionist ⌚
17/03/26
📗

🖊️ Some more words that were written in collaboration with a group of children. 🖊️
Sources of information
Samuel Pepy's diary
I think that Samuel Pepys's diary is important because we can read what happened.
A painting of the Great Fire
I think that the painting of the Great Fire is important because...
My illustrations are a recent interpretation.
© 💭❔ ©
17/03/26
✔️🤏

Try Stealing From My Cutlery Drawer
16/03/26
💌

Dear Occupier
Junk Mail
FREE RESOURCES
15/03/26
🤘

Thank you for the suggestion.
I understood you from your hand gesture.
15/03/26
🖊️

I MUST BE LESS INTIMIDATING
14/03/26
🟡

Made in NR5
➖💷
13/03/26
👁️🗨️

🗣️ Freedom of speech 🗣️
🗣️ Freedom of expression 🗣️
👁️ Enjoy The View 👁️
© 💭❔ ©
13/03/26
🍾
👁️ The Colour Combinations Are Inspired By The Empty Alcohol Bottles On Display In The Lounge 👁️
13/03/26
🔥
There Is No Smoke Without Fire
13/03/26
🍴🥢

👀 A food wheel diagram drawn for a group of children to copy. 👀
I have illustrated another version with the time element represented plus cutting and eating utensils.
© 💭❔ ©
12/03/26
🌅

Morning view.
12/03/26
💤
Déjà vu
The Teacher Was Woken At 1AM
11/03/26
🏠⛓️
🏠 Some People Build Homes 🏠
The Teacher Discovered One Of His Sharp Knives Is Missing...
Should he be concerned?
⛓️ Some People Build Prisons ⛓️
➖🔪
© Digital photographs from the lived experience ©
10/03/26
🐁🐒



Cross-examining a sentence from a popular book and a modified version written with a group of children.
🖊️ A mouse took a stroll through the deep dark wood.
🖊️ A monkey took a stroll through the long colourful beach.
The use of 'through the beach' rather than 'on/across/along the beach' was a opportunity to debate whether it was the appropriate word to use. I have created a couple of illustrations in attempt to visualise these scenarios.
Who owns this work?
© 💭❔ ©
10/03/26
👓📝
SURVIVE THE GAUNTLET
Impromptu Observation
BY THE WAY
someone who does not work here will be observing you today
GOOD LUCK
10/03/26
🤜🏿📚

🏰 Discover Norwich 🏰
🛡️ A Fine City 🛡️
🍷 Déjà vu 🍷
2023 📚 Watch Me Work At A Local Library 📚 2026
10/03/26
💤
The Teacher Had Three Hours Sleep
09/03/26
🦄🐋



Revisiting poetry written collaboratively with a group of children. The structure is from Edward Lear's poem: The Owl and the Pussy-cat. I have used my remaining blank masks to illustrate our words.
The unicorn and the whale
The unicorn and the whale went to a lake
In a fake rainbow caravan
They took some trains, and plenty of chains,
Wrapped up in a frying pan.
🦄 Coincidently, one of my frying pans vanished. 🐋
➖🍳
© 💭❔ ©
09/03/26
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déjà vu
WELCOME BACK TO THE UK
Do you want to sit at the dining room table after a busy day of teaching?
© digital photographs from the lived experience ©
09/03/26
🐦

Take As Much As You Need
09/03/26
📝

Items bought for the communal areas:
☆ Air freshener x 2
☆ Bleach x 2
☆ Toilet blocks x 6
☆ Anti-bacterial spray x 3
☆ Pack of sponges x 2
☆ Pack of cloths x 2
☆ Hanging hooks x 2
☆ Black refuse bags x 4
➖⏳
➖💷
🧾 Keep a Record 🖋️
Disclaimer: This list does not include items bought for the garden.
08/03/26
🌸
🎨 Colour Matching 🎨
Signs of Spring
08/03/26
🥉

Underachiever
08/03/26
🤜

REAL MEN
🧵 SEW 🧵
❌🗣️
👂🏽
07/03/26
🚫👻

déjà vu
TAKERS HAVE NO LIMITS
STEAL
👻 on the way out 👻
STEAL
👻 on the way out 👻
STEAL
👻 on the way out 👻
© digital photographs of a presumption ©
07/03/26
🤜

REAL MEN
🔥💨 IRON 🧺👔
07/03/26
🔬🏠
☆☆☆☆☆
Shabby Chic
♤♡♢♧
06/03/26
👁🏠
This is a Home👤Watch Area
05/03/26
📞🧨
SURVIVE THE GAUNTLET
Rowdy Recruiter
Attempts To Lecture You About Accountability Without Any Knowledge Of Your Sacrifices
➖⏳
❌💰
© 💬 ©
05/03/26
🤜
REAL MEN Use Knives As Tools
🍅🥦 Knife Skills 🧅🥕
❌ Life Skills ⚔️
04/03/26
🟡

👁️
04/03/26
❌🤏
déjà vu
TAKERS HAVE NO LIMITS
STEAL
(my property)
STEAL
(my property)
STEAL
(my property)
🙏 I just wanted to see what would happen. 🙏
© digital photographs from the lived experience ©
03/03/26
🌼





This happened again.
Open to interpretation.
03/03/26
⛔📮
déjà vu
ONE OF MY HAND WRITTEN NOTES IS IN SOMEONE ELSE'S INVENTORY
Takers have NO LIMITS
© digital photographs from the lived experience ©
03/03/26
🟡
🏮🏮
Happy Lantern Festival
Yuánxiaojié
元宵节
👤 No Public Reviews 👤
03/03/26
👁️
Morning view.
02/03/26
⚪⚫
🦁🦁
👤 No Public Comments 👤
01/03/26
🟡

🦾
福 fú 🧧 倒 dào
© digital photographs from the lived experience ©
27/02/26
⚪⚫
⚙️⚙️⚙️
❓ Closing Question ❓
🤖 Is it racist to refer to Chinese people as robotic? 🤖
27/02/26
🟡
⚙️
27/02/26
🥊
SURVIVE THE GAUNTLET
Rambunctious Recruiter
Chooses to fight instead of helping you secure productive meaningful work in EDUCATION
Thank you for the exchange.
➖⏳
❌💰
© 💬 ©
27/02/26
⚡

⚡
27/02/26
⏰
Who needs an alarm clock?
3AM start
26/02/26
🟡

🧱
© digital photographs ©
26/02/26
💥🏠
DESTROY
My property
DESTROY
My property
DESTROY
My property
➖⏳
➖💷
© ballpoint pen, paper, photo prints ©
26/02/26
❌👓

I am not wearing my glasses
👀 Spot the grammar mistake. 👀
⏳🧱
© ballpoint pen, paper, digital photographs ©
26/02/26
🌪️
Accidents Happen
I Have Taken Responsibility For This Loss/Win
➖⏳
➖💷
© digital photographs ©
25/02/26
🟡❔⚫❔

⏳👀
déjà vu
TAKERS HAVE NO LIMITS
I feel so uncomfortable
© rollerball pen, Sharpie marker, digital typography, digital photographs ©
25/02/26
⚪❔⚫❔

🧱🧱🧱
🏃 Momentum-Based Training Continues 🏃
➖⏳
➖💷
© 💭❔ ©
25/02/26
🥉
Underachiever
24/02/26
⏳🧱
Voluntary Work in Norwich
Voluntary Work in Norwich
Voluntary Work in Norwich
24/02/26
⚪❔⚫❔
🧱
🏃 Momentum-Based Training Continues 🏃
➖⏳
➖💷
© 💭❔ ©
24/02/26
⚪❔⚫❔
🧱🧱
🏃 Momentum-Based Training Continues 🏃
➖⏳
➖💷
© 💭❔ ©
24/02/26
👥👥👥👥👥

🧱👀👀👀👀👀
These masks are available to buy at Sostrene Grenes.
23/02/26
⚪❔⚫❔

⏳👀
TAKERS HAVE NO LIMITS
© Sharpie marker, poster paint, digital typography, digital photographs ©
23/02/26
⚪❔⚫❔

🧱
Momentum-Based Training
➖⏳
➖💷
© 💭❔ ©
22/02/26
🟡

🌱⏳🌼
© digital photographs ©
22/02/26
⚪⚫
Lunlun Zou & Guo Gan 鄒倫倫、果敢 - Songs from the Imperial Palace 古筝・二胡經典之作
➖💷
22/02/26
🟡

🧱
© digital photographs ©
21/02/26
⚪❔⚫❔

⏳👀
小草有生命
足不多多青
Please care plants
© digital photographs ©
21/02/26
❀
🔥🐴
❌👍
❌💬
© 💭❔ ©
21/02/26
🟡

🧱
© 💭❔ ©
21/02/26
⚪⚫
錦瑟Brocade - 促織 (Fighting Crickets)
➖💷
20/02/26
❀
🔥🐴
➖⏳
➖💷
© 💭❔ ©
20/02/26
👥👥👥
🧱👀👀👀
These masks are available to buy at Ryman.
➖💷
👁 Does the Internet need to see this? 👁
20/02/26
⚡
⚡
➖⏳
➖💷
© 💭❔ ©
20/02/26
⚪⚫
TienYinMen - Chinese Emotions 中華情2
➖💷
19/02/26
⚪⚫

⏳🧱
福 Show Up & Deliver 福
👂
➖💷
© 💭❔ ©
19/02/26
⚡
⚡
➖⏳
➖💷
© 💭❔ ©
18/02/26
⚪⚫
TienYinMen - Chinese Emotions 中華情
➖💷
18/02/26
⚪❔⚫❔
⏳🧱
One Man's Trash is another Man's Treasure
➖💷
© 💭❔ ©
17/02/26
🌓

⏳🧱
Show Up & Deliver
I Did Not Publish A Video Of The Performance
I Did Not Frame The Moment But I Took A Screenshot
➖💷
© 💭❔ ©
17/02/26
🟡

🧱
© digital photographs ©
17/02/26
🐎
Happy New Year
新年快乐
Xīnnián kuàilè
All the best for 2026! 🐎
© watercolour, coloured pencil, digital photograph ©
14/02/26
♂️💛♀️
⏳ Date Night ⏳
👔 Which Tie? 👔
© rollerball pen, digital photographs ©
14/02/26
💐

I looked at this book: Ikebana: A Fresh Look at Japanese Flower Arranging by Diane Norman & Michelle Cornell.
14/02/26
💐

I looked at this book: Chinese Watercolor Techniques for Exquisite Flowers by Lian Quan Zhen.
13/02/26
🟡❔⚪❔⚫❔

🧱🧱
英国🚪🚪中国
➖⏳
➖💷
© 💭❔ ©
07/02/26
🟡❔⚫❔

⏳🧱
© 💭❔ ©
05/02/26
📄⚖

I am not available for voluntary work except if my survival depends on it
04/02/26
🧩

⏳🧱🧱
Broken Record
👥 Hide
💤 Ignore
🔥 Delete
🐱 Copy
💸 Profit
💩 Distort
👀 Look
👍🏾 Like
👎🏽 Dislike
✌🏼 Follow
🙌 Share
Choose from above 👆
© digital photographs, screenshot of Weixin 微信 Channel post from 2021 whilst living in Germany ©
How deep does the rabbit hole go?
04/02/26
🎭
We All
🏆 I AM NOT A SUCCESSFUL MAN BECAUSE I USED TO CLEAN CARAVANS FOR A LIVING 🏆
Start Somewhere
03/02/26
👥👥
🧱🧱
💌 You Have Received Two New Messages From Anonymous Usernames 💌
♥️ Click To Open ♥️
03/02/26
🦋✍📃💰
✅ I Agree ✅
Last Night, I Watched Adult Documentaries
🌹 The Rules Of Engagement 🌹
Women Of All Ages Ready For Action
🌹 The Rules Of Engagement 🌹
Forget The Details Of Contracts And Payment
🌹 The Rules Of Engagement 🌹
❌❌❌ I Disagree ❌❌❌
02/02/26
🟡❔⚫❔
⏳🧱
❌👍
❌💬
© 💭❔ ©
02/02/26
👥👥👥
WE NEED MORE VOLUNTEERS
👏 We Could Pay You For Your Services 👏
👏 Don't Be Silly 👏
👉 This Is 2026 👈
👍 Volunteer Until You Are Homeless 👍
WE NEED MORE VOLUNTEERS
01/02/26
🟡❔⚫❔
⏳🧱
❌👎
❌💬
© 💭❔ ©
01/02/26
🟡❔⚫❔
⏳🧱
❌👍
❌💬
© 💭❔ ©
30/01/26
👥👥👥
🧱👀👀👀
These masks are available to buy at Sostrene Grenes.
👁️ The Internet Needs To See This 👁️
30/01/26
🟡❔⚫❔



⏳🧱🧱🧱🧱
© 💭❔ ©
30/01/26
☀️❔⛈️❔
⏳🧱
🎱 We Checked The Magic 8 Ball 🎱
🔮 That Trail Of Evidence Is Not Applicable 🔮
🚪 You Have Been Removed From The Group Chat 🚪
🛣️ Meet You At Section 21 🛣️
© digital photographs ©
29/01/26
⚪❔⚫❔
🧱
Momentum-Based Training
29/01/26
🟡❔⚫❔
⏳🧱
© 💭❔ ©
28/01/26
⚪❔⚫❔
🧱
New Project
This mask is available to buy at The Works.
27/01/26
⚡
⚡
© digital photographs ©
26/01/26
🟡❔⚫❔
⏳🧱
❌👍
❌💬
© 💭❔ ©
26/01/26
⚪❔⚫❔
🧱
Progress In Work
26/01/26
👀🌉
🚫📱 For Your Eyes Only 📱🚫
LIVE SHOW
Guilty of looking at photographs of beautiful Chinese women on my personal mobile phone
🚫📱 For Your Eyes Only 📱🚫
LIVE SHOW
26/01/26
🟡❔⚫❔
⏳🧱
❌👍
❌💬
© 💭❔ ©
26/01/26
⚪❔⚫❔
⏳🧱
Work In Progress
❌👍
❌💬
25/01/26
🟡

🧱
© digital photographs ©
23/01/26
⚪❔⚫❔
🧱
A Blank Canvas
This mask is available to buy at The Works.
❌👍
❌💬
22/01/26
💌

Show Up & Deliver
I Did Not Take This Photograph Of The Performance
I Did Not Press The Shutter Button But I Took The Photograph
22/01/26
🟡❔⚫❔
⏳🧱
© 💭❔ ©
21/01/26
🟡

🧱
© digital photographs ©
20/01/26
⚪❔⚫❔
🧱
New Project
This mask is available to buy at The Works.
19/01/26
🟡

🧱
© digital photographs ©
19/01/26
🟡
SUPPORT THE LOCAL SCENE
18/01/26
🟡
COMING SOON TO A LOCAL CHARITY SHOP
14/01/26
⚪❔⚫❔

⏳🧱
❌💰
💭❔
© screenshots of Weixin 微信 Channel videos ©
13/01/26
🟡



⏳🧱
❌🏆
💭❔
© rollerball pen ©
Rome wasn't built in a day
12/01/26
🟡



⏳🧱
➖💷
💭❔
© rollerball pen ©
NO SPONSORS
11/01/26
🟡



⏳🧱
❌👍
💭❔
© rollerball pen, oil pastel ©
10/01/26
🟡

⏳🧱
❌💰
💭❔
© screenshots of YouTube videos ©
09/01/26
🟡



⏳🧱
❌💰
💭❔
© rollerball pen, coloured pencil, ShinHan Touch marker, watercolour, coloured paper, coloured card, metallic card ©
09/01/26
⚪❔⚫❔

The Masks We Wear
Disclaimer: This mask was created for a SlipKnot costume taking inspiration from Corey Taylor's mask. The photographs of the display cases were captured at a museum. Where in the world would you find such a collection of masks from different cultures?
© cotton trousers, cotton thread, twine ©
08/01/26
☔
WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF MY WORK?
🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱
⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳
08/01/26
💔
😇 SOFTWARE UPDATE 😇
☀️ NOW ONLY SHOWING 8 6 SHARED GROUPS ☀️
🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱
08/01/26
🤯📱
🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱
👪 31 GROUPS IN COMMON WITH ONE INDIVIDUAL OVER A TWO YEAR PERIOD 👪
📧 I HAVE REQUESTED AN EMAIL OUTSIDE WORK HOURS 📧
🤯 THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING 🤯
08/01/26
🟡

⏳🧱
❌💰
💭❔
© origami, digital photographs ©
07/01/26
🟡❔⚫❔



⏳🧱
❌💰
💭❔
© screenshots of YouTube videos ©
06/01/26
👥
DARE TO BE DIFFERENT
06/01/26
🟡

⏳🧱
❌💰
💭❔
© screenshots of WeChat Selfie Stickers ©
06/01/26
🟡

🧱
© digital photographs ©
05/01/26
👥
KNOW THYSELF
05/01/26
🌟🌟
Limited Edition
04/01/26
🙌
👏 NOTICE OF QUIT 👏
03/01/26
🃏
SURVIVE THE GAUNTLET
SADISTIC SLUMLORDS
Encourage The Legal Occupiers To Create A Social Media Group That Is Not Covered By The Tenancy Agreement
02/01/26
📥
These Remain Unsold
No Under The Table Deals
02/01/26
🌩️🌋
Tomorrow
02/01/26
✍️





'Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave.' - Constantin Brâncuşi
Quote discovered on this website: https://www.brainyquote.com/
01/01/26
💎
Note to self: Look With Fresh Eyes
This art was created in 2017.
🌉 It was circulated on Facebook and WeChat on January 1st, 2018. 🌉
01/01/26
🏰
This year's calendar: BRITISH CASTLES
