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11/06/26

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clothing52clothing53

📷💻 DIY 💻📷

© 💭❔ ©


11/06/26

⛪🧶


church3church4

Watch me work in a local church.

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/platonic


10/06/26

🟡


bouncing1

KEEP BOUNCING


09/06/26

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clothing50clothing51

📷💻 DIY 💻📷

© 💭❔ ©


09/06/26

⛪🧶


church1church2

Watch me work in a local church.

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/yarn


09/06/26

🟡


bouncing

KEEP BOUNCING


08/06/26

🔒


discipline

D is for Discipline


08/06/26


suggest

👆🏻 Suggested For You

👆🏻 Suggested For You

👆🏻 Suggested For You


08/06/26

🌐📺👨🏻‍🏫


jackassjackass1

Once upon a time I would stay up late to watch Jackass on MTV now I can watch jackasses on Instascam and Thicktock all day long

🙏🏻👆🏻 voluntary proofreader required 👆🏻🙏🏻


07/06/26

📱🗨️❌💰


message8message9

👉 IF YOU KNOW 👈

🤞 YOU KNOW 🤞

🧩 FLS Board Game Club 🧩

© Group Owner ©

🧩 Hobby Lab 🧩

© Group Owner ©

💭 What happens when a Teacher Posts messages in a Social Media Group? 💭

👉 IF YOU KNOW 👈

🤞 YOU KNOW 🤞

© 💭❔ ©

❌💸


06/06/26

❌📱🗨️


message1message5message6message7

😇☁️ YOU HAVE GOT 0 MESSAGES ☁️😇


06/06/26

📄👀


proofreaderproofreader1

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/proof

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/reader

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/proofreader


05/06/26

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clothing48clothing49

📷💻 DIY 💻📷

© 💭❔ ©


05/06/26

⏳🧵


clothing46clothing47

📷💻 DIY 💻📷

© 💭❔ ©


05/06/26

👤🖤👤


guardiansguardians1

📱 World's Greatest Guardians 📱


04/06/26

🏵️📱❤️


stunningstunning1

🚀 Stunning BUT Geographically Miles Away 🪐


04/06/26

🙌🏻


go-biggo-big

⬆️ GO BIG OR GO HOME ⬆️

⬆️ GO BIG OR GO HOME ⬆️


03/06/26

⏳💻🟡


publishpublish1

📑🖌️ DIY 📑🖌️

🤹🏻🧰 https://www.affinity.studio/ 🤹🏻🧰

© 💭❔ ©


02/06/26

🍽️


free-mealsfree-meals1

I am NOT a SUCCESSFUL MAN because for a very short TIME I ate FREE SCHOOL meals

❌📺


02/06/26

⏳🧵


clothing44clothing45

👕 DIY 👕

日 日 日 日 日

© 💭❔ ©


02/06/26

🌧️🧰


rainy-day1rainy-day2

🖖🤞 THE MAN IS GOOD WITH HIS HANDS 👆🤙

❌🚬 Skills Development ❌🚬

🕰️ Outside Work Hours 🕰️

❌🍺 Handmade at Home ❌🍺

🤘👈 THE MAN IS GOOD WITH HIS HANDS ✌️🤜

© 💭❔ ©


01/06/26

❌📱🗨️


message3message4

😇🌳 YOU HAVE GOT 0 MESSAGES 🌳😇


01/06/26

☀️


underachiever9underachiever10

😷 Good Afternoon 🔎

💭 underachiever 💭


01/06/26

🧰


clothing42clothing43

📃🖊️ DIY 🖊️📃

© 💭❔ ©


01/06/26

👔


uniform4uniform5

💭 Decisions Decisions 💭

Which Uniform?

💭 Decisions Decisions 💭


31/05/26

🧰


knockknock1

🛠️ Skills Development ⚒️

⌚ Outside Work Hours ⌚

🏡 Made at Home 🏡

© 💭❔ ©


30/05/26

🇬🇧📕📖📘


solicitorsolicitor1

📕 Keep a Record 📘

📘 Keep a Record 📕

📅 2021 - 2026 📅

📄🖋️ How many times has the Teacher contacted a Solicitor? 📄🖋️

📕 Keep a Record 📘

📘 Keep a Record 📕

https://www.wildlifetrusts.org/wildlife-explorer/birds/waterfowl/mute-swan


29/05/26

👉🏻👉🏿👉👉🏽


malicious1underachiever6

MALICIOUS ACCUSATIONS ARE EXTREMELY SERIOUS AND WERE TAKEN EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY

MALICIOUS ACCUSATIONS ARE EXTREMELY SERIOUS AND WERE TAKEN EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY

MALICIOUS ACCUSATIONS ARE EXTREMELY SERIOUS AND WERE TAKEN EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY


29/05/26

👽📄


legal-alienlegal-alien1

#handmadebymeinchina

🟢📍 DIY 📍🟢

⏳🤏🏻 Handmade in China 🤏🏾⏳

🛸🛂 LEGAL ALIEN 🛂🛸

#handmadeinchinabyme

© 💭❔ ©


28/05/26

Common Sense


alonealone1

🤫 The Artist is Working Alone 🌼

❌🗣️


28/05/26

✊🏻


england1england1

💂🏻💂🏻‍♀


27/05/26

🎭


upcomingupcoming1

Upcoming

Coming Up

© digital photographs ©


26/05/26

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clothing40clothing41

📷💻 DIY 💻📷

© 💭❔ ©


25/05/26

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clothing39lights

📷💻 DIY 💻📷

© 💭❔ ©


25/05/26

☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻


scroll1scroll2

🧔 scroll scroll scroll scroll 🧔

🪒 Where is this on the list of priorities? 🪒

🧔 scroll scroll scroll scroll 🧔


24/05/26

🗨️🙆🏻‍♂️📝🏠


no-whatsappno-whatsapp1

🤝 2021 - 2022 🤝🏻

📵 No WhatsApp 📵

© face-to-face communication, handwritten notes ©


24/05/26

🔎🧾


products7products8

➖⏳

➖💷

🏠 Shared in an HMO 🏠

🧾 Keep a Record 🖋️

© 💭❔ ©

😷


24/05/26

🤲🏻


cleared

"Write something positive that you've seen or done in your community."

Cleared the rubbish around the property where I live and the surrounding streets.

#MillionActsofHope


24/05/26

🙄🧱


history1history2

Get Ready for a History Lesson

🧱 STONEWALL 🧱

Get Ready for a History Lesson

🧱 STONEWALL 🧱

Get Ready for a History Lesson

🧱 STONEWALL 🧱

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/stonewall


24/05/26

🛬👀


declaredeclare1

🛅 NOTHING TO DECLARE 🛅

❌💵 The Teacher is NOT a YouTuber 💵❌

New Arrivals

©📝 Look what the Teacher SHARES 📝©

🛅 NOTHING TO DECLARE 🛅

❌💵 The Teacher is NOT a YouTuber 💵❌


22/05/26

⏳👀


clothing38jenga

👕 DIY 👕

日 sun

雨 rain

© 💭❔ ©


22/05/26

🥋📝


trained3trained1

🧱🙄 The Teacher can Throw Multiple Punches at a Brick Wall Without Making Contact 🙄🧱

© handwritten notes ©


21/05/26

⏳🖊️


time-spenttime-spent1

📋 DIY 📋

The Teacher wrote the time he began creating and each time he stopped to have a break so he could calculate the total amount of time spent making the product.

🏐 What is the Teacher's hourly rate? 🏐

© 💭❔ ©


21/05/26

🌪️


days-gone-bydays-gone-by1

🌫️ DAYS GONE BY 🌫️

📖 TRANSPARENCY 📖

🧱🙄 Do you rememeber when Friends would just Post on your Wall and Everyone else could see it? 🙄🧱

📖 TRANSPARENCY 📖

🌫️ DAYS GONE BY 🌫️


21/05/26

⏳📏


thedarktriad8stock

👔 DIY 👔

功夫 The Teacher clocked in at 9:02AM in the UK. 功夫

🏀 Is this packaging absolutely necessary? 🏀

© 💭❔ ©


20/05/26

⏳🧵


clothing37timezone2

👔 DIY 👔

功夫 The Teacher clocked in at 8:07AM in the UK. 功夫

That is 9:07AM in Spain and 3:07PM in Hong Kong.

Is that correct?

© 💭❔ ©


19/05/26

⏳🧵


clothing36timezone1

👔 DIY 👔

功夫 The Teacher clocked in at 8:29AM in the UK. 功夫

That is 3:29PM in Singapore and 9:29AM in Italy.

Is that correct?

© 💭❔ ©


19/05/26

🎨


colour-preferencecolour-preference1

👁️ REAL STRAIGHT MAN DOES NOT NEED TO JUSTIFY HIS COLOUR PREFERENCE 👁️


19/05/26

🌊🏰


whitewash1whitewash2

✨ PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE GREAT BRITISH WHITEWASH ✨

🛶👋🏻 DO NOT DARE ROCK THE BOAT 🛶👋🏻

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/whitewash


19/05/26

🥋📝


trainedtrained1

The Teacher is a Trained Fighter

© handwritten notes ©


18/05/26

🌌🏠


offshoreoffshore3

📍 ARE YOU IN THE UK BUT ACTUALLY LIVING IN ANOTHER COUNTRY? 📍

🌌 THIS HOUSE IS OUR PORTAL 🌌

🚢 OUR OFFSHORE BANK ACCOUNTS ENSURE IT IS PERMANENTLY OPEN 🚢


18/05/26

⏳🧵


clothing35timezone

👔 DIY 👔

功夫 The Teacher clocked in at 8:17AM in the UK. 功夫

That is 2:17PM in Thailand and 2:17PM in Vietnam.

Is that correct?

© 💭❔ ©


17/05/26

⏳🧵


clothing33clothing34

💭🖊️ DIY 🖊️💭

© 💭❔ ©


17/05/26

🏝️


offshore1offshore2

💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴

I AM NOT A SUCCESSFUL MAN BECAUSE MY MUMMY AND DADDY HAVE NOT GOT SEVERAL OFFSHORE BANK ACCOUNTS

💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴💶💵💴


16/05/26

⏳🧵


clothing32gimp

📷💻 DIY 💻📷

🤹🏻🧰 https://www.gimp.org/ 🧰🤹🏻

© 💭❔ ©


16/05/26

🧽💧


intimidating49

🔬 I must be less intimidating. 🔬


15/05/26

🗝️


key1key2

🛡️🔒 This is NOT the KEY to a PROMOTION 🔒🛡️


15/05/26

🎑


full-moon

‍🦱 FULL MOON ‍🦳


15/05/26

🦆


bin4

A FINE CITY

WAIT

Is this a bin?

😑 Is this a bin? 😑


14/05/26


thedarktriad7

New The Dark Triad patch has arrived.


14/05/26

⏳🧵


clothing30clothing31

🌞👔 DIY 👔🌞

功夫 The Teacher clocked in at 7:41AM in the UK. 功夫

That is 3:71PM in Japan and 8:41AM in Germany.

Is that correct?


14/05/26

🔬🧬


fact-fiction

Is my employer equipped to differentiate FACT FROM FICTION?

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/fiction

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/non-fiction


14/05/26

💤🛋️


sleep

🥱 I HOPE I DO NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH RIDICULOUS ALLEGATIONS TODAY 🥱

😪 The Teacher Attempted To Sleep On The Sofa 😪

🥱 I HOPE I DO NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH RIDICULOUS ALLEGATIONS TODAY 🥱


14/05/26

🥇


congratulations1

👏🏻 CONGRATULATIONS 👏🏻

😵‍💫 You Successfully Woke Up Your Housemate 😵‍💫

TWICE IN ONE WEEK

🙌🏻 You Are Going Places 🙌🏻


13/05/26

🔒


private1

🧷 PRIVATE 🧷


13/05/26

⏳🧵


clothing28clothing29

🐲👔 DIY 👔🦄

功夫 The Teacher clocked in at 7:53AM in the UK. 功夫

That is 9:53AM in Uganda and 2:53PM in China.

Is that correct?

© 💭❔ ©


12/05/26

⏳🧵


clothing26clothing27

🇬🇧👔 DIY 👔🇨🇳

天 Work in progress. ☯️

© 💭❔ ©


12/05/26

📝📱


why-reflections

🗣️ 🥄 WHY ARE TEACHERS FEEDING THICK TOCK THEIR REFLECTIONS? 🗣️ 🥄

👥👀 LOOK KIDS 👀👥


12/05/26

🔬🧬


fact-fiction

Is my employer equipped to differentiate FACT FROM FICTION?

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/fiction

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/non-fiction


12/05/26

💤🛋️


sleep

🥱 I HOPE I DO NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH RIDICULOUS ALLEGATIONS TODAY 🥱

😪 The Teacher Attempted To Sleep On The Sofa 😪

🥱 I HOPE I DO NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH RIDICULOUS ALLEGATIONS TODAY 🥱


12/05/26

🥇


congratulations

👏🏻 CONGRATULATIONS 👏🏻

😵‍💫 You Successfully Woke Up Your Housemate 😵‍💫

🙌🏻 You Are Going Places 🙌🏻


11/05/26

❤️🤑❤️


private

™🛌🏻© My PRIVATE Sex Life Is NOT A Business Opportunity ©🛌🏻™


11/05/26


year-knife1

Year Of The Knife - Dust to Dust


11/05/26

⏳🧵


clothing25

👔 DIY 👔

😫 The intricate tail took a lot out of me. 💦

© 💭❔ ©


10/05/26

👨🏽‍🍳🔪


just-cook2just-cook3

😋 Just Cook 🍆

❌🍶


10/05/26

🎲


millionmillion1

⛓️ PLAYED YOURSELF ⛓️

Thick Tock Criminal With 500 Million Video Views

⛓️ PLAYED YOURSELF ⛓️


10/05/26

♻️


sorting3sorting1

🛫 Free resources for the new teachers fresh off the plane. 🛬

🚨 In Case Of Emergency: My outdated CV is still visible on my LinkedIn profile. 🚨


09/05/26


year-knife

Year Of The Knife - ULTIMATE AGGRESSION


09/05/26

🏇🏻⬇️


bewaregood-intentions

BEWARE! MOVING PLANT

Remember Your Good Intentions

The Teacher Chose To Move To An Area He Thought Needed His Help

Remember How You Were Treated


09/05/26

⏳🧵


clothing24

👔 DIY 👔

Work in progress.

© 💭❔ ©


08/05/26

🤝🏼


networking1networking2

⌚ NETWORKING 📍


08/05/26

🧶


mane1mane2

✂️ The Studio Needs A Trim ✂️

💇🏻‍♂️ What do you call a lion without a mane? 💇🏿‍♂️

✂️ The Studio Needs A Trim ✂️

🚨 In Case Of Emergency: The new arrivals should not have access to my outdated CV. 🚨


07/05/26

🥅😨💦


no-climbing

禁止攀爬

No climbing

禁止攀爬

No climbing


07/05/26

🖥️🗄️


days-gone12days-gone13

📅 Days Gone By 📅

😇 Made in an HMO 😈

⏳🖊️ An accumulation of years of self-initiated projects. 🖊️⏳

🕊️ HOUSES OF MULTIPLE OPPORTUNITIES 🕊️

© rollerball pen 💭❔ ©


06/05/26

⏳🧵


clothing23

👔 DIY 👔

Work in progress.

© 💭❔ ©


06/05/26

🟡


lion11lion11

🟡 Eye to Eye 🟡


05/05/26

🏠💭🖊️


safe-space

TEMPORARY SAFE SPACE

📅 The Teacher Escaped For An Evening On The 10th of January 📅

🙌🏻 I AM Grateful For Hotel Rooms 🙌🏾

Temporary Safe Space


05/05/26


the-cultthe-cult1

THE CULT - CHOICE OF WEAPON


05/05/26

⏳🧵


clothing22

👔 DIY 👔

✂️ I am exploring my identity without making permanent changes to my body. ✂️

© 💭❔ ©


05/05/26

🗣️


masculine

⚠️ The Teacher Used His Masculine Voice ⚠️


04/05/26

™️


influence5influence6

©🃏 Influence 🃏©


03/05/26

🚫👻


reading1reading2

I am STILL LEARNING NEW words

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE AN 'O'?


03/05/26

♻️


finalintimidating46

🔥 Is this the Final Boss? 🧊


03/05/26

👁️‍🗨️


bin2bin3

🔎 Is this a bin? 🔎

😱 OH NO 😱

🔎 IS THIS A BIN? 🔎

😱 OH NO 😱


02/05/26

🐲


costumes

I browsed this book: Full-Color Designs from Chinese Opera Costumes: 60 Authentic Examples edited by the Northeast Drama Institute People's Republic of China.


02/05/26

📍


brooches1brooches2

Brooches sourced from Guangzhou, China.

© 💭❔ ©


01/05/26

⚫⚙️


dark-triaddark-triad2

This design is currently being turned into an embroidered patch.

© 💭❔ ©


01/05/26


bottom-feeder

BOTTOM FEEDER - BOTTOM FEEDER

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/bottom-feeder


01/05/26

🦠⛓️


host-train1host-train2

host Train


01/05/26

♻️


intimidating45intimidating47

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

🤘🏻 I MUST BE LESS intimidating 🤘🏾

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

➖⏳

😷

🤖 NO AI 🤖


01/05/26

☎️🤥


call1call2

😇 At least ONE of us got PAID 😇

🤳🏻 Calls are RECORDED for TRAINING and MONITORING PURPOSES 🤳🏻

🤑 At least ONE of us got PAID 🤑

🤖 NO AI 🤖

💩 NO DEEP FAKES 💩


01/05/26

🕖


thicktok3uni1

😢😢😢😢

SORRY

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

🙅🏻‍♂️ I am FAR too busy to be scrolling THICK TOCK 🙅🏾‍♂️

🗺️ I have NOT submitted my latest RESEARCH to ANY UNIVERSITY ANYWHERE in the WORLD 🗺️


01/05/26

⛔💈


shave1shave2shave3shave4

👩🏻‍⚖️ The teacher is not clean shaven. 👩🏻‍⚖️


30/04/26

🎩🐇


protectionprotection1

I am using this TOTE BAG as a layer of PROTECTION whilst using a HOT IRON


30/04/26

👨🏽‍🍳🔪


just-cookjust-cook1

😋 JUST COOK 🍆


29/04/26

🖥️🗄️


days-gone10days-gone11

📅 Days Gone By 📅

➖⏳

😇 Made in an HMO 😈

An accumulation of years of self-initiated projects.

🕊️ HOUSES OF MULTIPLE OPPORTUNITIES 🕊️

© 💭❔ ©


29/04/26

👥


shadows1

STRANGER DANGER

I see you waiting in the shadows.

CROSS THE ROAD


29/04/26

⏳🧵


clothing21

👔 DIY 👔

✂️ I am exploring my identity without making permanent changes to my body. ✂️

© 💭❔ ©


29/04/26

🖼️


pano19pano20

😌


28/04/26

🖥️🗄️


days-gone7days-gone9

📅 Days Gone By 📅

➖⏳

😇 Made in an HMO 😈

I have got a reputation to maintain.

🕊️ HOUSES OF MULTIPLE OPPORTUNITIES 🕊️

© 💭❔ ©


28/04/26

🌐💐


simultaneous

🐙✏️ How Dare You Simultaneously Teach Children From Different Socio-economic Backgrounds ✏️🐙


28/04/26

♻️


intimidating43intimidating44

I must be less intimidating

➖⏳

😷

🤖 NO AI 🤖


28/04/26

🖼️


pano17pano18

😌


28/04/26

💡⌚


unhingedmy-role

The Teacher Was Unhinged AT 12:30AM

My Role Was Clear

The Teacher Provided A Work Reference When Entering The Property In 2024

My Role Was Clear


27/04/26

🖥️🗄️


days-gone4days-gone5

📅 Days Gone By 📅

➖⏳

😇 Made in an HMO 😈

I have got a reputation to maintain.

🕊️ HOUSES OF MULTIPLE OPPORTUNITIES 🕊️

© 💭❔ ©


27/04/26

⏳🧵


clothing20

👔 DIY 👔

✂️ I am exploring my identity without making permanent changes to my body. ✂️

© 💭❔ ©


27/04/26

🖼️


pano15pano16

😌


26/04/26

🚯


abuse5orobas1

1️⃣ Single Use 1️⃣

*️⃣ Eternal Abuse *️⃣

Disclaimer: This is not an advertisement for a brand.

🤖 NO AI 🤖

💩 NO DEEP FAKES 💩


26/04/26

🐞


wildlife13wildlife14

🐕 Local wildlife 🐈

Disclaimer: I am not being sponsored by any of these brands.

🤖 NO AI 🤖

💩 NO DEEP FAKES 💩


26/04/26

🐓


get-up

🚲 GET UP & GO 🚲


26/04/26

🔎💎


clothing19

🏵️ £2.99 from a local Charity Shop 🏵️


26/04/26

🖼️


pano13pano14

😌


26/04/26

👻


consumeunderachiever7

This Jar Lid Was Loose

DO NOT CONSUME


26/04/26

🥉


underachiever8underachiever6

⏳ Someone Wasted Their Time Opening My Cutlery Drawer To Move A Hammer 🥄

Underachiever


25/04/26

♻️


intimidating42intimidating40

I must be less intimidating

➖⏳

😷

🤖 NO AI 🤖


25/04/26

🦈


shark-toothshark-tooth

🦷

This collage includes someone else's photography. I am represented so I have used part of the image to create something new. I am relying on the original owner of the work not minding my doctoring. If there is an issue, please let me know. It is likely we will rub shoulders again.

© 💭❔ ©

🤖 NO AI 🤖


25/04/26

🖼️


pano11pano12

😌

The Teacher Is Still Awake At 4:07AM


25/04/26

🗣️


go-outintimidating34

📅 IT IS NOT A WEEKDAY 📅

👍🏻 GOOD POINT 👍🏻

🎉🥳 ENJOY A NIGHT OUT 🥳🎉

🤨 OR 🤨

🏚️🕸️ A LATE NIGHT IN 🕸️🏚️


25/04/26

💤🥱


factissue

FACT

The Teacher Was Woken Up At 1:04AM

The Teacher Is Still Awake At 2:56AM

FACT

Is it a FACT?

A PREVENTABLE ISSUE SINCE 2024

Is it a FACT?


24/04/26

♻️


intimidating41intimidating39

I must be less intimidating

➖⏳

😷

🤖 NO AI 🤖


24/04/26

⏳🧵


clothing17clothing18

👔 DIY 👔

The large fire kirin patch took approximately 12 hours to sew. The smaller fire kirin patches were also sourced from Shanghai, China.

© 💭❔ ©


24/04/26

🔎🧾


products5products6

➖⏳

➖💷

🏠 Shared in an HMO 🏠

🧾 Keep a Record 🖋️

© 💭❔ ©

😷


24/04/26

🖼️


pano9pano10

😌


23/04/26

⏳🧵


clothing16

👔 DIY 👔

🔥 The next challenge is this large fire kirin patch. It was sourced from Shanghai, China. 🔥

🐪 The large golden phoenix patch took approximately 6 hours of sewing. At the end of the day, I realised it was tiring work. 🐫

➖💷

© 💭❔ ©


23/04/26

🇬🇧🌉🇨🇳


classclass1

🛳️ Fraudulent Foreigner wants to bring the Backward British Class System into China ⚓

©🔮 Reflections 🔮©

🤷‍♂️ Don't Worry About These Reflections 🤷‍♂️


23/04/26

🖼️


pano7pano8

😌


22/04/26

📱🥔


storm3storm4

🛡️ A Gathering Storm 🛡️

Do you honestly believe that possessing a mobile phone will prevent you from being a victim of crime?

🛡️ A Gathering Storm 🛡️


22/04/26

⏳🧵


clothing15

👔 DIY 👔

© 💭❔ ©


22/04/26

🖼️


pano5pano6

😌


21/04/26

🖥️🗄️


days-gone2days-gone3

📅 Days Gone By 📅

➖⏳

🏠 Made in an HMO 🏠

© Facebook Photo Albums 💭❔ ©


21/04/26

⏳🧵


clothing13clothing14

👔 DIY 👔

The large golden phoenix patch is the next challenge.

➖💷

© 💭❔ ©


21/04/26

♻️


intimidating38intimidating37

🌷 I must be less intimidating 🌷

➖⏳

😷

🤖 NO AI 🤖


21/04/26

🖼️


pano3pano4

😌


21/04/26

🌩️📳


storm1storm2

🌪️ SCRAPCHAT STORM 🌪️

I enjoy being a Teacher

⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳🗨️⏳

I do not enjoy being an Online Chat Mediator

🐐 I AM NOT YOUR SCAPEGOAT 🐐


20/04/26

⏳🧵


clothing12

👔 DIY 👔

The large sequin flower patch was sourced from Guangzhou, China.

The jacket was made in England.

➖💷

© 💭❔ ©


20/04/26

🖼️


pano1pano2

😌


20/04/26

💣💣💣


explosion1explosion1

💥💥💥


20/04/26

🔥⏰


awakened2today1

The Teacher Was Awakened At 12:08AM & 12:38AM

⌚ What time is the next disturbance going to be? ⌚

😇 Do You Want To Teach Tomorrow? Today? 😇


19/04/26

🏰🧰


warriorswarriors3

🛠️🔩 Worthy White Working Class Warriors 🔩🛠️

⚒️🔩 Worthy White Working Class Warriors 🔩⚒️


19/04/26

♻️


intimidating35intimidating36

💭 I must be less intimidating 💭

➖⏳

😷

🤖 NO AI 🤖


19/04/26

🔒


secrets8secrets9

Secrets


18/04/26

📣 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 📣


freebieslion10

🗺️ My Creations Are Well Documented Online For The World To See 🗺️

🤲🏻 No More Freebies For Family Members 🤲🏻

© I DID NOT DESIGN THIS ADVERTISEMENT ©

🌈 The symbol of a rainbow can be interpreted in different ways 🌈

♂️ THIS ADVERTISEMENT DOES NOT CHANGE MY SEXUALITY ♀️

© 💭❔ ©


18/04/26

♻️


intimidating33intimidating31

🥬 I must be less intimidating 🥬

➖⏳

😷


17/04/26

👤❔


minorsintimidating32

♟️ How dare you tell minors they do not know who you are ♟️

🎱 YOUNG PEOPLE CANNOT STOMACH FACTS 🎱

🃏 YOU SHOULD LET THEM BELEIVE YOU ARE THAT FAMOUS FOOTBALLER 🃏


17/04/26

🖥️🗄️


days-gonedays-gone1

📅 Days Gone By 📅

➖⏳

🏠 Made in an HMO 🏠

© Facebook Photo Albums 💭❔ ©


17/04/26


dead-trees

DeadTrees - New World


17/04/26

⏳🧵


clothing11

👔 DIY 👔

土 earth

木 tree

山 mountain

© 💭❔ ©


17/04/26

🥉


underachiever5underachiever6

⏳ Someone wasted their time opening my cutlery drawer to move a knife 🥄

Underachiever


16/04/26

🛡️


bouncerbouncer1

I enjoy being a Teacher

I do not enjoy being a Bouncer


16/04/26

🥉


underachiever4river

Underachiever


16/04/26

♻️


intimidating30intimidating28

✌🏿 I must be less intimidating ✌🏻

➖⏳

😷


16/04/26

🐁🏰🐀


hmghmg1

HMOG

Houses of Multiple Ghettos

Full of Festering Parasites all connected by the Internet

🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀

WE OWN THIS STINKING CITY AND THIS CRUMBLING COUNTRY


16/04/26

🧨🧨🧨


explosionexplosion

💥💥💥


16/04/26

🎶🥾🎶


joytomorrow1

The Teacher Was Awakened By Loud Stair Use At 12:41AM

🥳 JOY 🥳

😇 Do you want to teach tomorrow? 😇


15/04/26

👁️🎪👁️


thicktok1thicktok2

🌎📱🗡️ FILMED AND UPLOADED TO THICK TOCK FOR THE WORLD TO SEE 🌎📱🗡️

🤡 FUN FUN FUN 🤡

🌪️ CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS 🌪️

👊 POWER POWER POWER 👊

© 💭❔ ©


15/04/26

🤗


slammedrage1

👐🏿 More Voluntary Work 👐🏽

📢 THE TEACHER VERBALLY SLAMMED A YOUTH WHO WAS PLAYING LOUD MUSIC ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT 📢

😇 YOU GET WHAT YOU TOLERATE 😈

🔈 TURN THAT OFF 🔈

🎧 WEAR HEADPHONES 🎧

👐🏻 More Voluntary Work 👐🏾

© 🗣️💭❔ ©


15/04/26

🔎🧾


productsproducts1products2products3

ODOUR NEUTRALISER 99p
REFUSE SACKS £1.25
CADDY LINERS £1.45
SPONGE SCOURERS 75p
SPONGE SCOURERS 75p
PREMIUM WASHING UP LIQUID 99p
CLEANING SPRAY 85p
CLEANING SPRAY 85p
MICROFIBRE CLOTHS £1.85
CLOTHS £1.25
TOILET BLOCK 2 PACK 95p
TOILET BLOCK 2 PACK 95p
TOILET CLEANER 55p

TOTAL £13.43

➖⏳

➖💷

🧾 Keep a Record 🖋️

😷


15/04/26

♻️


intimidating29intimidating26

🤝🏻 I must be less intimidating 🤝🏽

➖⏳

😷


15/04/26

💭📄🖋️


hold

Why have you put your career on hold?

📱📜

© WhatsApp reminders, 💭❔ ©


15/04/26

🏠🍋


routine2

😡 INEVITABLE CONFLICT 😡

🤕 AFTER MOVING IN, I WAS TOLD THE PREVIOUS TENANT USED TO SURVIVE ON 3 HOURS SLEEP 🤕

❓ DID THE TENANT HAVE A CHOICE? ❓

🎪 TRY TEACHING AFTER 3 HOURS SLEEP 🎪


15/04/26

🚩⚖️📄✒️


routine1

💤💥⏳🩸


15/04/26

🔄


routine

⏰ Back to the ROUTINE ⏰

😶‍🌫️ The Teacher Was Disturbed At 12:57AM 😶‍🌫️

❓ How long will it take to go back to sleep? ❓

〽️ I cannot go back to sleep so I might as well use this time for marking. 〽️


14/04/26

🙌


this-waythis-way1

👉 The Internet Wants You To Go This Way 👉

🤐 SHUT UP 🤐

✋ NO GROOMING ✋

👈 The Internet Wants You To Go This Way 👈


14/04/26

♻️


intimidating23intimidating24

⚒️ I must be less intimidating 🛠️

➖⏳

😷


14/04/26

🙌🏻


shortsshorts

🦵🏻🦴💬 Get those SEXY LEGS OUT 🔞🦴🦵🏻

🌞 Shorts Weather 🌞


13/04/26

⛓️‍💥


sin5sin7

📱 Download the brand new Anti-Social App 📲

🗑️ Remember to browse through all of the users in my collection. 🗑️

🧻 Tomorrow, I will upload my latest CV for the whole wide world to judge. 🧻


13/04/26

⏳🧵


clothing9clothing10

👔 DIY 👔

#handmadebymeinengland

#handmadeinenglandbyme

The original shorts were bought in the UK, designed in Italy and made in India.

© 💭❔ ©


12/04/26

⏳🇬🇧


intimidating21

⛔ Not open for chat ⛔

📱⛓️‍💥👿

© 💭❔ ©

🤖 NO AI 🤖


12/04/26

⏳🇬🇧


intimidating15intimidating18intimidating19intimidating16intimidating17intimidating20

© 💭❔ ©


12/04/26

♻️


intimidating13intimidating14

🤝🏻 I must be less intimidating 🤝🏽

➖⏳

😷


12/04/26

👽‍🎓


intimidating11intimidating12

🎼 I must be less INTIMIDATING 🎼

➖⏳

😷


12/04/26

🌹🇬🇧


worth2worth3worth4worth5

KNOW YOUR WORTH


12/04/26

💀🤏🏻


worthworth1

Worthless Men

KNOW YOUR WORTH


12/04/26

⚠️


not1not2

🚷 I am NOT a successful MAN because I am NOT in a position of POWER 🏛️


12/04/26

⚠️


zero3zero4

🚷 I am NOT a successful MAN because I have got ZERO connections on LinkedIn 📵

Disclaimer: I started using LinkedIn in 2021 and stopped experimenting with it in 2023.


11/04/26

🔥🏠


fire4fire2

🏡 Some People Manage Homes 🏡

⛓️ Some People Manage Prisons ⛓️

⚠️ Is this a fire hazard? ⚠️

😷

© digital photographs, digital typography ©


11/04/26

💷🇬🇧


zero-tolerance2zero-tolerance3

🧷 HOME 🧷

🗯️ SWEET 🗯️

⚡ HOME ⚡

➖⏳

➖💷

© 💭❔ ©


11/04/26

♻️


intimidating9intimidating10

🤝🏻 I must be less intimidating 🤝🏽

➖⏳

😷


10/04/26

💊🐍


mistakesmistakes1

👉😞💭 REMEMBER YOUR MISTAKES 💭😞👈

➖⏳

➖💷


10/04/26

👊🏻👊🏻


straight-edgestraight-edge

🌺 GRIT 🌺

🧱 XXX STRAIGHT XXX EDGE XXX 🧱

🌺 GRIT 🌺


10/04/26

🛢️🌈


work-artwork-art1

A Work of Art

➖⏳

➖💷


10/04/26

🚮♂️


intimidating7intimidating8

🤝🏻 I must be less intimidating 🤝🏽

➖⏳

😷


10/04/26

👼🏠😈


young-trachersyoung-teachers1

REMEMBER SOME YOUNG TEACHERS MAY LIVE IN SHARED HOUSING


10/04/26

📉


woken4woken5

🌛 The Teacher Was woken At 1:02AM 🌚


09/04/26

🧴


adhesive

Free Adhesive


09/04/26

🥉 🥉


underachiever3

Underachiever

Underachiever


09/04/26

⏳🧵


clothing7clothing8

👔 DIY 👔

© 💭❔ ©


09/04/26

🎓🤖


youtubefollow1

HOW DARE YOU STOP CHILDREN DRINKING WATER DURING A LIVE DRAWING LESSON

🚫✍🏻 Why are you live drawing? 🚫✍🏻

✔️📺 The school wanted you to play a YouTube video. ✔️📺


08/04/26

🧎🏻🩸


ritual-murderritual-murder1

📱🗡️ Ritual Murder 🗡️📱

👼


08/04/26

✊🏼


washupwashup1

🧽 I MUST BE LESS INTIMIDATING 🧼

😷


08/04/26

🎈🐜


party-timeparty-time1

🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

🎉 Party Time For The Ants 🎉

🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

😷


08/04/26

👁️‍🗨️🏞️


enjoy-the-view2enjoy-the-view3

👁️ Enjoy The View Out Of The Window 👁️

😷


07/04/26

🔎


reflectivereflective1

🌈


07/04/26

👊🏾


intimidating5intimidating6

⬇️ I MUST BE LESS INTIMIDATING ♻️

➖⏳

😷

© 💭❔ ©


07/04/26

💪🏻


intimidating3intimidating4

⬇️ I must be less intimidating ♻️

⬇️ I must be less intimidating ♻️

➖⏳

😷


07/04/26

🔎👞


shoes2shoes3

TRY WEARING THESE SHOES

👻 The ghost has returned.

WAIT

I should not jump to conclusions.

It could have been a gust of wind. 💨

TRY WEARING THESE SHOES

😷


06/04/26

😴


sleep-modesleep-mode1

🌙 In sleep mode

Artist

🌙 In sleep mode

Artist

🌙 In sleep mode

Artist

🌙 In sleep mode

Artist

🌙 In sleep mode


06/04/26

👁️👁️💧


view3view4

Enjoy The View

😷


06/04/26

💬🐀


binbin1

❓ Is this a bin? ❓

❓ Is this a bin? ❓

😷


06/04/26

🤜🏿


clean9clean10

I must be less INTIMIDATING

➖⏳

😷

© digital photographs ©


06/04/26

🤛🏽


clean5clean6clean7clean8

🧽 I must be less intimidating. 🧼

➖💷

😷

© digital photographs ©


06/04/26

🔥🏠


fire3fire2

🏡 Some People Manage Homes 🏡

⛓️ Some People Manage Prisons ⛓️

⚠️ Is this a fire hazard? ⚠️

😷

© digital photographs, digital typography ©


06/04/26

👀💘🌉


guiltguilt1

🚫📱 For Your Eyes Only 📱🚫

👀 LIVE SHOW 👀

👨‍⚖️ Guilty of looking at photographs of beautiful Chinese women on my personal mobile phone 👩‍⚖️

🚫📱 For Your Eyes Only 📱🚫

👀 LIVE SHOW 👀

❌📱 ❌📷 ❌📹 ❌🎥

© 🛏️ ©


05/04/26

🧭🚌⌚


bus-journeysbus-journeys1

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

🚸 This was NOT an Accident 🚸

📖 The Teacher Read Books And Made Crafts During Bus Journeys With School Children 🎨

🚸 This was NOT an Accident 🚸

👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂👂

📵🧟

➖💷


05/04/26

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️


walkwalk1

🚶‍♂️ This should be a safe route for children to walk 🚶‍♀️


04/04/26

🛸


around-herearound-here1

I am NOT from around here

© ballpoint pen, digital photographs, digital typography ©


04/04/26

⏳🧵


clothing5clothing6

👔 DIY 👔

© 💭❔ ©


04/04/26

⏳🧵


clothing3clothing4

👔 DIY 👔

© 💭❔ ©


04/04/26

⏳🧵


clothing1clothing2

👔 DIY 👔

© 💭❔ ©


04/04/26

⏳🧵


inchinch1

📏 I want to explore every inch of you 📏

© 💭❔ ©


03/04/26

🥪


lunch1follow1

How Dare You Make A Packed Lunch

© 🍒🍑 ©


03/04/26

❌📳🦶🏼


contentcontent1

🕸️ My Body Is Not Content 🕸️

© 🦶🏼 ©


03/04/26

🥊🥊🥊


three-roundsthree-rounds1

😇 Good Friday 😇

I am Ready to go THREE ROUNDS

© 💗💖💝 ©


03/04/26

🀄✏️


studentstudent

The Teacher is a Student

© digital photographs, digital typography ©


03/04/26

🏊🏻‍♂️ 🌊


holiday1holiday2

⌚ At my OWN expense ⌚

🧜🏻‍♂️🧜🏿‍♀️ The TEACHER used some of his HOLIDAY to visit the local Leisure Centre in preparation for Swimming Lessons 🧜🏻‍♂️🧜🏿‍♀️

⏲️ At my OWN expense ⏲️

🀄 xuésheng 💱 student 💱

🀄 tóngxué 💱 classmate 💱

🀄 péngyou 💱 friend 💱

© digital photographs, 💭 ❔ ©


03/04/26

📱⛓️


chaos5chaos6

EXTREME CHAOS JUNGLE

© digital photographs ©


03/04/26

💤👔


disturbed6disturbed7

The Teacher Was Disturbed At 12:07AM

© digital photographs, digital typography ©


02/04/26

⛓️‍💥


sin5sin6

👋 You have been removed from the group chat 👋🏽

👋🏿 You have been removed from the group chat 👋🏻

📱 Download the brand new Anti-Social App 📲

© 💭❔ ©


02/04/26

🐞


littleone6littleone7

Hello, little one.

© digital photographs ©


02/04/26

📞⏳


paidpaid1

🤑 AT LEAST ONE OF US GOT PAID 🤑

👛🕸️

© WhatsApp messages, 💭❔ ©


02/04/26

🌩️🏠


woken1woken3

The Teacher Was Woken At 12:12AM

Is a pattern of behaviour emerging?

© digital photographs, 💭❔ ©


01/04/26

👀🔎


clean-shavenclean-shaven1clean-shaven2clean-shaven3

♂️🪒 The Teacher is clean-shaven 🪒♂️

© 💭❔ ©


01/04/26

🀄✒️


characters3characters4

How Dare You Include A Wall Displaying Chinese Characters In An Educational Video

💱 good 💱

💱 What is your name? 💱

💱 China 💱

💱 England 💱

💱 he 💱

💱 she 💱

© 💭❔ ©


01/04/26

🌷


careercareer1

💭 Is Being An Artist A Career? 💭

❌ I AM NOT CLAIMING BENEFITS 👐🏽

⏳ The Teacher Was Awakened At 1AM ⏳

🤐 WHY HAVE YOU PUT YOUR CAREER ON HOLD? 🤐

💭 Is Being An Artist A Career? 💭

❌ I AM NOT CLAIMING BENEFITS 👐🏻

© 💭❔ ©


01/04/26

🔥🏠


fire1fire2

🏡 Some People Manage Homes 🏡

⛓️ Some People Manage Prisons ⛓️

⚠️ Is this a fire hazard? ⚠️

© digital photographs, digital typography ©


31/03/26

👼💿🎧


sew3sew4sew5sew6

⏳🧵

© 💭❔ ©


31/03/26

💓


beatingbeating1beating2beating3

THIS IS FOR THE HEARTS STILL BEATING

💿👊🏼 Does my neighbour want to listen to the latest album from one of my favourite bands? 👊🏿💿

© 💭❔ ©


31/03/26

💷🏠


zero-tolerance1

🖐🏻🐀 ZERO TOLERANCE ON DOMESTIC ABUSE 🖐🏻🐍

🦠 HOME 🦠

🐜 SWEET 🐜

💩 HOME 💩

© ballpoint pen ©


31/03/26

🥾💥


puzzle1puzzle2

The Teacher Was Woken By Loud Stair Use At 12:30AM

🕵️‍♂️ What is the solution? 🕵️‍♂️

© 💭❔ ©


30/03/26

👀🔎


clean3clean4

🧽 I might need to move a few things to thoroughly clean these areas again. 🧼

⚫ When I moved in, these surfaces were covered in thick black filth. ⚫

➖💷


30/03/26

🎁❓


recyclablesrecyclables1

WHAT IS THE STORY?

A Caring Tenant Left Some Recyclables Here

WHAT IS THE STORY?

© 💭❔ ©


30/03/26

♂️🎭


straightstraight1

Real Straight Men

Wear Masks


29/03/26

XXX


xxx1

STONE-COLD SOBER


29/03/26

📜🖊️


fearless3

FEARLESS


29/03/26


ironing-boardironing-board1

👎 💥 PROBLEM 💥 👉 ✨ SOLUTION ✨ 👍

👔 My folding table is now being used as an ironing board. 👔

☝🌎 I am going up in the world. 🌏☝


28/03/26

🟡


morning-view40

Morning view


28/03/26

🤲🎁


inspire1follow1

HOW DARE YOU INSPIRE YOUNG PEOPLE TO ENGAGE WITH A CREATIVE HOBBY


28/03/26

❌💰


etsy-shopetsy-shop1

👀 I am NOT a successful MAN because my ETSY SHOP advertises 2 SALES ONLY 👀


27/03/26

♂️💀


wear-pinkwear-pink1

REAL STRAIGHT MEN

🌸 WEAR PINK 🌸


27/03/26

👨🚲


per1per2

THE PERSEVERANCE


27/03/26

🦋


noun-phrase1noun-phrase2

A collection of ideas shared by children for composing noun phrases.

🖊️ a fluttery butterfly 🖊️

🖊️ a stripy mouse 🖊️

After revisiting these brainstorms, I wanted to sketch some cartoons of various combinations. Can you find the stripy lizard or the slimy butterfly?

© 💭❔ ©


26/03/26

🧭


routeroute1

✋ Remember The Route You Took 🤚


26/03/26

🏰😤


a-fine-city

A FINE CITY

© rollerball pen, ShinHan Touch marker ©


26/03/26

💷🏠😈


pay-abusepay-abuse1

Does Anyone Want To Pay To Be Abused?


25/03/26

🧐


followfollow1

How Dare You Follow The National Curriculum


25/03/26

🔍☕🐜


british-teabritish-tea1

Do you want a lovely cup of English Breakfast tea?


25/03/26

🔍🐛


searched1searched2

A couple of prepositional phrases written with a group of children's input.

🖊️ Sam and Billy searched in the garden shed. 🖊️

🖊️ They looked under the round stones. 🖊️

I have attempted to capture Sam and Billy's actions.

© 💭❔ ©


24/03/26

🎤💀


open-mic-end1bane12bane17open-mic-end2

⏳🗡🩸

➖💷

© 💭❔ ©


24/03/26

💤


disturbed4disturbed5

Déjà vu

The Teacher Was Disturbed At 1AM

Don't expect an apology


23/03/26

🌧️


still-ill

The Teacher Is Still Ill

🌼 Go Easy 🌼


23/03/26

💤


awakened/awakened1

Déjà vu

The Teacher Was Awakened At 1AM


22/03/26

🥀🩸


abusers1abusers2

HMOA

⚫ Houses Of Multiple ABUSERS ⚫

🥀 Experts At Creating Hostile Environments 🥀


22/03/26

☠✉


junk-mail1junk-mail2

🗑 Junk Male 🗑

☠ The Teacher Took Damage At Home ☠

☠ The Teacher Took Damage At Home ☠

☠ The Teacher Took Damage At Home ☠

☠ The Teacher Took Damage At Home ☠

☠ The Teacher Took Damage At Home ☠

☠ The Teacher Took Damage At Home ☠

🗑 Junk Male 🗑


20/03/26

🌲🌳


woodland1woodland2

A brainstorm of suggestions from children about landscapes.

🖊️ I can see people and foxes. 🖊️

🖊️ I can hear squirrels playing around. 🖊️

🖊️ I can smell the autumn leaves. 🖊️

I have drawn a woodland scene that includes some of the contributions.

© 💭❔ ©


20/03/26

🌧️


ill

The Teacher Is Feeling Ill

🌼 Go Easy 🌼


20/03/26

🦢🦢


damagedamage1

🩹 The Teacher Took Damage At Work And Damage At Home 🩹


20/03/26

😴


disturbeddisturbed3

déjà vu

The Teacher Was Disturbed At 1:30AM


19/03/26

🩸🩹


takers4takers5

Takers Have NO Limits

➖💷


19/03/26

📖


story1story2

What's the story?


18/03/26

🥴🍾


salivatingsalivating1

Scuppering Scavengers Suddenly Salivating


18/03/26

⏳👏


arrive1arrive2

⌚ The Teacher Was At The School Before The Receptionist ⌚

Arrive EARLY

Watch All Of The LATECOMERS Go First

⌚ The Teacher Was At The School Before The Receptionist ⌚


17/03/26

📗


sourcessources1

🖊️ Some more words that were written in collaboration with a group of children. 🖊️

Sources of information

Samuel Pepy's diary
I think that Samuel Pepys's diary is important because we can read what happened.

A painting of the Great Fire
I think that the painting of the Great Fire is important because...

My illustrations are a recent interpretation.

© 💭❔ ©


17/03/26

✔️🤏


cutlery1cutlery2

Try Stealing From My Cutlery Drawer


16/03/26

💌


mailjunk-mail

Dear Occupier

Junk Mail

FREE RESOURCES


15/03/26

🤘


hornshorns2

Thank you for the suggestion.

I understood you from your hand gesture.


15/03/26

🖊️


intimidating1intimidating2

I MUST BE LESS INTIMIDATING


14/03/26

🟡


nr5nr5-3

Made in NR5

➖💷


13/03/26

👁️‍🗨️


enjoy-the-viewenjoy-the-view1

🗣️ Freedom of speech 🗣️

🗣️ Freedom of expression 🗣️

👁️ Enjoy The View 👁️

© 💭❔ ©


13/03/26

🍾


alcohol

👁️ The Colour Combinations Are Inspired By The Empty Alcohol Bottles On Display In The Lounge 👁️


13/03/26

🔥


smoke

There Is No Smoke Without Fire


13/03/26

🍴🥢


food-wheel1food-wheel2

👀 A food wheel diagram drawn for a group of children to copy. 👀

I have illustrated another version with the time element represented plus cutting and eating utensils.

© 💭❔ ©


12/03/26

🌅


morning-view38morning-view39

Morning view.


12/03/26

💤


woken

Déjà vu

The Teacher Was Woken At 1AM


11/03/26

🏠⛓️


knives

🏠 Some People Build Homes 🏠

The Teacher Discovered One Of His Sharp Knives Is Missing...
Should he be concerned?

⛓️ Some People Build Prisons ⛓️

➖🔪

© Digital photographs from the lived experience ©


10/03/26

🐁🐒


stroll1stroll2stroll3stroll4

Cross-examining a sentence from a popular book and a modified version written with a group of children.

🖊️ A mouse took a stroll through the deep dark wood.

🖊️ A monkey took a stroll through the long colourful beach.

The use of 'through the beach' rather than 'on/across/along the beach' was a opportunity to debate whether it was the appropriate word to use. I have created a couple of illustrations in attempt to visualise these scenarios.

Who owns this work?

© 💭❔ ©


10/03/26

👓📝


observing2

SURVIVE THE GAUNTLET

Impromptu Observation

BY THE WAY

someone who does not work here will be observing you today

GOOD LUCK


10/03/26

🤜🏿📚


fine-city1fine-city2

🏰 Discover Norwich 🏰

🛡️ A Fine City 🛡️

🍷 Déjà vu 🍷

2023 📚 Watch Me Work At A Local Library 📚 2026


10/03/26

💤


three-hours

The Teacher Had Three Hours Sleep


09/03/26

🦄🐋


unicorn-whale1unicorn-whale2unicorn-whale3unicorn-whale4

Revisiting poetry written collaboratively with a group of children. The structure is from Edward Lear's poem: The Owl and the Pussy-cat. I have used my remaining blank masks to illustrate our words.

The unicorn and the whale

The unicorn and the whale went to a lake
In a fake rainbow caravan
They took some trains, and plenty of chains,
Wrapped up in a frying pan.

🦄 Coincidently, one of my frying pans vanished. 🐋

➖🍳

© 💭❔ ©


09/03/26

🪑


tabletable1table3table5

déjà vu

WELCOME BACK TO THE UK

Do you want to sit at the dining room table after a busy day of teaching?

© digital photographs from the lived experience ©


09/03/26

🐦


needneed1

Take As Much As You Need


09/03/26

📝


record2record3

Items bought for the communal areas:
☆ Air freshener x 2
☆ Bleach x 2
☆ Toilet blocks x 6
☆ Anti-bacterial spray x 3
☆ Pack of sponges x 2
☆ Pack of cloths x 2
☆ Hanging hooks x 2
☆ Black refuse bags x 4

➖⏳

➖💷

🧾 Keep a Record 🖋️

Disclaimer: This list does not include items bought for the garden.


08/03/26

🌸


colour-matching

🎨 Colour Matching 🎨

Signs of Spring


08/03/26

🥉


underachiever1underachiever2

Underachiever


08/03/26

🤜


sew1sew2

REAL MEN

🧵 SEW 🧵

❌🗣️

👂🏽


07/03/26

🚫👻


way-outway-out1

déjà vu

TAKERS HAVE NO LIMITS

STEAL

👻 on the way out 👻

STEAL

👻 on the way out 👻

STEAL

👻 on the way out 👻

© digital photographs of a presumption ©


07/03/26

🤜


ironiron1

REAL MEN

🔥💨 IRON 🧺👔


07/03/26

🔬🏠


shabby

☆☆☆☆☆

Shabby Chic

♤♡♢♧


06/03/26

👁🏠


home-watch

This is a Home👤Watch Area


05/03/26

📞🧨


rowdy

SURVIVE THE GAUNTLET

Rowdy Recruiter

Attempts To Lecture You About Accountability Without Any Knowledge Of Your Sacrifices

➖⏳

❌💰

© 💬 ©


05/03/26

🤜


knife-skills

REAL MEN Use Knives As Tools

🍅🥦 Knife Skills 🧅🥕

❌ Life Skills ⚔️


04/03/26

🟡


happened7happened8

👁️


04/03/26

❌🤏


steal

déjà vu

TAKERS HAVE NO LIMITS

STEAL

(my property)

STEAL

(my property)

STEAL

(my property)

🙏 I just wanted to see what would happen. 🙏

© digital photographs from the lived experience ©


03/03/26

🌼


happened1happened2happened3happened4happened5happened6

This happened again.

Open to interpretation.


03/03/26

⛔📮


postbox

déjà vu

ONE OF MY HAND WRITTEN NOTES IS IN SOMEONE ELSE'S INVENTORY

Takers have NO LIMITS

© digital photographs from the lived experience ©


03/03/26

🟡


masks15

🏮🏮

Happy Lantern Festival

Yuánxiaojié

元宵节

👤 No Public Reviews 👤


03/03/26

👁️


morning-view37

Morning view.


02/03/26

⚪⚫


masks14

🦁🦁

👤 No Public Comments 👤


01/03/26

🟡


fu5fu5

🦾

福 fú 🧧 倒 dào

© digital photographs from the lived experience ©


27/02/26

⚪⚫


masks13

⚙️⚙️⚙️

❓ Closing Question ❓

🤖 Is it racist to refer to Chinese people as robotic? 🤖


27/02/26

🟡


mask18

⚙️


27/02/26

🥊


fight2

SURVIVE THE GAUNTLET

Rambunctious Recruiter

Chooses to fight instead of helping you secure productive meaningful work in EDUCATION

Thank you for the exchange.

➖⏳

❌💰

© 💬 ©


27/02/26


prison1prison2


27/02/26


alarm

Who needs an alarm clock?

3AM start


26/02/26

🟡


fu4fu4

🧱

© digital photographs ©


26/02/26

💥🏠


destroy2

DESTROY

My property

DESTROY

My property

DESTROY

My property

➖⏳

➖💷

© ballpoint pen, paper, photo prints ©


26/02/26

❌👓


glassesbolt

I am not wearing my glasses

👀 Spot the grammar mistake. 👀

⏳🧱

© ballpoint pen, paper, digital photographs ©


26/02/26

🌪️


loss2

Accidents Happen

I Have Taken Responsibility For This Loss/Win

➖⏳

➖💷

© digital photographs ©


25/02/26

🟡❔⚫❔


takerstakers3

⏳👀

déjà vu

TAKERS HAVE NO LIMITS

I feel so uncomfortable

© rollerball pen, Sharpie marker, digital typography, digital photographs ©


25/02/26

⚪❔⚫❔


masks11masks12

🧱🧱🧱

🏃 Momentum-Based Training Continues 🏃

➖⏳

➖💷

© 💭❔ ©


25/02/26

🥉


underachiever

Underachiever


24/02/26

⏳🧱


voluntary

Voluntary Work in Norwich

Voluntary Work in Norwich

Voluntary Work in Norwich


24/02/26

⚪❔⚫❔


mask17

🧱

🏃 Momentum-Based Training Continues 🏃

➖⏳

➖💷

© 💭❔ ©


24/02/26

⚪❔⚫❔


mask16

🧱🧱

🏃 Momentum-Based Training Continues 🏃

➖⏳

➖💷

© 💭❔ ©


24/02/26

👥👥👥👥👥


masks9masks10

🧱👀👀👀👀👀

These masks are available to buy at Sostrene Grenes.


23/02/26

⚪❔⚫❔


no-limits2no-limits3

⏳👀

TAKERS HAVE NO LIMITS

© Sharpie marker, poster paint, digital typography, digital photographs ©


23/02/26

⚪❔⚫❔


mask14mask15

🧱

Momentum-Based Training

➖⏳

➖💷

© 💭❔ ©


22/02/26

🟡


metamorph1metamorph2

🌱⏳🌼

© digital photographs ©


22/02/26

⚪⚫


imperial-palace

Lunlun Zou & Guo Gan 鄒倫倫、果敢 - Songs from the Imperial Palace 古筝・二胡經典之作

➖💷


22/02/26

🟡


fu2fu3

🧱

© digital photographs ©


21/02/26

⚪❔⚫❔


care-plants1care-plants2

⏳👀

小草有生命

足不多多青

Please care plants

© digital photographs ©


21/02/26


mask13

🔥🐴

❌👍

❌💬

© 💭❔ ©


21/02/26

🟡


the-performer1the-performer1

🧱

© 💭❔ ©


21/02/26

⚪⚫


figting-crickets

錦瑟Brocade - 促織 (Fighting Crickets)

➖💷


20/02/26


mask12

🔥🐴

➖⏳

➖💷

© 💭❔ ©


20/02/26

👥👥👥


masks8

🧱👀👀👀

These masks are available to buy at Ryman.

➖💷

👁 Does the Internet need to see this? 👁


20/02/26


fu1

➖⏳

➖💷

© 💭❔ ©


20/02/26

⚪⚫


chinese-emotions2

TienYinMen - Chinese Emotions 中華情2

➖💷


19/02/26

⚪⚫


showup10bane16

⏳🧱

福 Show Up & Deliver 福

👂

➖💷

© 💭❔ ©


19/02/26


unicorn2

➖⏳

➖💷

© 💭❔ ©


18/02/26

⚪⚫


chinese-emotions

TienYinMen - Chinese Emotions 中華情

➖💷


18/02/26

⚪❔⚫❔


treasure

⏳🧱

One Man's Trash is another Man's Treasure

➖💷

© 💭❔ ©


17/02/26

🌓


showup9bane12

⏳🧱

Show Up & Deliver

I Did Not Publish A Video Of The Performance

I Did Not Frame The Moment But I Took A Screenshot

➖💷

© 💭❔ ©


17/02/26

🟡


the-performerthe-performer

🧱

© digital photographs ©


17/02/26

🐎


newyear-horse

Happy New Year

新年快乐

Xīnnián kuàilè

All the best for 2026! 🐎

© watercolour, coloured pencil, digital photograph ©


14/02/26

♂️💛♀️


date-night

⏳ Date Night ⏳

👔 Which Tie? 👔

© rollerball pen, digital photographs ©


14/02/26

💐


japanese-flowersangel-wings

I looked at this book: Ikebana: A Fresh Look at Japanese Flower Arranging by Diane Norman & Michelle Cornell.


14/02/26

💐


chinese-flowersangel-wings

I looked at this book: Chinese Watercolor Techniques for Exquisite Flowers by Lian Quan Zhen.


13/02/26

🟡❔⚪❔⚫❔


communalcommunal1

🧱🧱

英国🚪🚪中国

➖⏳

➖💷

© 💭❔ ©


07/02/26

🟡❔⚫❔


mask10mask11

⏳🧱

© 💭❔ ©


05/02/26

📄⚖


survivalteacher-leader

I am not available for voluntary work except if my survival depends on it


04/02/26

🧩


recordrecord1

⏳🧱🧱

Broken Record

👥 Hide

💤 Ignore

🔥 Delete

🐱 Copy

💸 Profit

💩 Distort

👀 Look

👍🏾 Like

👎🏽 Dislike

✌🏼 Follow

🙌 Share

Choose from above 👆

© digital photographs, screenshot of Weixin 微信 Channel post from 2021 whilst living in Germany ©

How deep does the rabbit hole go?


04/02/26

🎭


all

We All

🏆 I AM NOT A SUCCESSFUL MAN BECAUSE I USED TO CLEAN CARAVANS FOR A LIVING 🏆

Start Somewhere


03/02/26

👥👥


masks7

🧱🧱

💌 You Have Received Two New Messages From Anonymous Usernames 💌

♥️ Click To Open ♥️


03/02/26

🦋✍📃💰


agree

✅ I Agree ✅

Last Night, I Watched Adult Documentaries

🌹 The Rules Of Engagement 🌹

Women Of All Ages Ready For Action

🌹 The Rules Of Engagement 🌹

Forget The Details Of Contracts And Payment

🌹 The Rules Of Engagement 🌹

❌❌❌ I Disagree ❌❌❌


02/02/26

🟡❔⚫❔


mask9

⏳🧱

❌👍

❌💬

© 💭❔ ©


02/02/26

👥👥👥


volunteers

WE NEED MORE VOLUNTEERS

👏 We Could Pay You For Your Services 👏

👏 Don't Be Silly 👏

👉 This Is 2026 👈

👍 Volunteer Until You Are Homeless 👍

WE NEED MORE VOLUNTEERS


01/02/26

🟡❔⚫❔


mask8

⏳🧱

❌👎

❌💬

© 💭❔ ©


01/02/26

🟡❔⚫❔


mask7

⏳🧱

❌👍

❌💬

© 💭❔ ©


30/01/26

👥👥👥


masks6

🧱👀👀👀

These masks are available to buy at Sostrene Grenes.

👁️ The Internet Needs To See This 👁️


30/01/26

🟡❔⚫❔


mask6gold3gold4gold5

⏳🧱🧱🧱🧱

© 💭❔ ©


30/01/26

☀️❔⛈️❔


section-21

⏳🧱

🎱 We Checked The Magic 8 Ball 🎱

🔮 That Trail Of Evidence Is Not Applicable 🔮

🚪 You Have Been Removed From The Group Chat 🚪

🛣️ Meet You At Section 21 🛣️

© digital photographs ©


29/01/26

⚪❔⚫❔


mask3

🧱

Momentum-Based Training


29/01/26

🟡❔⚫❔


elephant-mask1

⏳🧱

© 💭❔ ©


28/01/26

⚪❔⚫❔


elephant-mask

🧱

New Project

This mask is available to buy at The Works.


27/01/26


hard-as-nails

© digital photographs ©


26/01/26

🟡❔⚫❔


mask5

⏳🧱

❌👍

❌💬

© 💭❔ ©


26/01/26

⚪❔⚫❔


mask3

🧱

Progress In Work


26/01/26

👀🌉


guilt

🚫📱 For Your Eyes Only 📱🚫

LIVE SHOW

Guilty of looking at photographs of beautiful Chinese women on my personal mobile phone

🚫📱 For Your Eyes Only 📱🚫

LIVE SHOW


26/01/26

🟡❔⚫❔


mask4

⏳🧱

❌👍

❌💬

© 💭❔ ©


26/01/26

⚪❔⚫❔


mask-process

⏳🧱

Work In Progress

❌👍

❌💬


25/01/26

🟡


castles1castles1

🧱

© digital photographs ©


23/01/26

⚪❔⚫❔


mask3

🧱

A Blank Canvas

This mask is available to buy at The Works.

❌👍

❌💬


22/01/26

💌


deliverbane12

Show Up & Deliver

I Did Not Take This Photograph Of The Performance

I Did Not Press The Shutter Button But I Took The Photograph


22/01/26

🟡❔⚫❔


lion-mask1

⏳🧱

© 💭❔ ©


21/01/26

🟡


shield1shield1

🧱

© digital photographs ©


20/01/26

⚪❔⚫❔


lion-mask

🧱

New Project

This mask is available to buy at The Works.


19/01/26

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snowysnowy

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© digital photographs ©


19/01/26

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scene

SUPPORT THE LOCAL SCENE


18/01/26

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charity2

COMING SOON TO A LOCAL CHARITY SHOP


14/01/26

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masks-we-wear2masks-we-wear3

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❌💰

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© screenshots of Weixin 微信 Channel videos ©


13/01/26

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diary1diary2diary3diary4

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❌🏆

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© rollerball pen ©

Rome wasn't built in a day


12/01/26

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lion6lion7lion8lion9

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➖💷

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© rollerball pen ©

NO SPONSORS


11/01/26

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male1male2male3male4

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❌👍

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© rollerball pen, oil pastel ©


10/01/26

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life-lessons1life-lessons2

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© screenshots of YouTube videos ©


09/01/26

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scotland1scotland2scotland3scotland4

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❌💰

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© rollerball pen, coloured pencil, ShinHan Touch marker, watercolour, coloured paper, coloured card, metallic card ©


09/01/26

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masks-we-wearmasks-we-wear1

The Masks We Wear

Disclaimer: This mask was created for a SlipKnot costume taking inspiration from Corey Taylor's mask. The photographs of the display cases were captured at a museum. Where in the world would you find such a collection of masks from different cultures?

© cotton trousers, cotton thread, twine ©


08/01/26


happened

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF MY WORK?

🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱

⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳


08/01/26

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update1

😇 SOFTWARE UPDATE 😇

☀️ NOW ONLY SHOWING 8 6 SHARED GROUPS ☀️

🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱


08/01/26

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groups

🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱

👪 31 GROUPS IN COMMON WITH ONE INDIVIDUAL OVER A TWO YEAR PERIOD 👪

📧 I HAVE REQUESTED AN EMAIL OUTSIDE WORK HOURS 📧

🤯 THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING 🤯


08/01/26

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origami-bricksorigami-bricks

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❌💰

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© origami, digital photographs ©


07/01/26

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bane-soecietyusual-suspects1usual-suspects2usual-suspects3

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© screenshots of YouTube videos ©


06/01/26

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dare-different

DARE TO BE DIFFERENT


06/01/26

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build6build6

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❌💰

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© screenshots of WeChat Selfie Stickers ©


06/01/26

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build5build5

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© digital photographs ©


05/01/26

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know-thyself

KNOW THYSELF


05/01/26

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limited-edition

Limited Edition


04/01/26

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notice

👏 NOTICE OF QUIT 👏


03/01/26

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sadistic

SURVIVE THE GAUNTLET

SADISTIC SLUMLORDS

Encourage The Legal Occupiers To Create A Social Media Group That Is Not Covered By The Tenancy Agreement


02/01/26

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unsold

These Remain Unsold

No Under The Table Deals


02/01/26

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tomorrow

Tomorrow


02/01/26

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god-king-slavegod-king-slave1god-king-slave2god-king-slave3god-king-slave4god-king-slave5

'Create like a god, command like a king, work like a slave.' - Constantin Brâncuşi

Quote discovered on this website: https://www.brainyquote.com/


01/01/26

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king-diamonds

Note to self: Look With Fresh Eyes

This art was created in 2017.

🌉 It was circulated on Facebook and WeChat on January 1st, 2018. 🌉


01/01/26

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british-castles

This year's calendar: BRITISH CASTLES

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